A continue-the-story game

@indonesia-phil said
heavily doused in bird repellant spray, which they had bought that very afternoon from

a beetle in a large overcoat selling aerosols of dubious origin and extremely small watches. The spray had been overpriced and

@relentless-red said
a beetle in a large overcoat selling aerosols of dubious origin and extremely small watches. The spray had been overpriced and

the plastic top with the hole had, as usual,

@drewnogal said
the plastic top with the hole had, as usual,

plugged up from it not being used in a while and stored in

@great-big-stees said
plugged up from it not being used in a while and stored in

the cardboard box of junk on top of the beetle's fridge. The realisation that even beetles have clutter had caused Aunt Matilda

@relentless-red said
the cardboard box of junk on top of the beetle's fridge. The realisation that even beetles have clutter had caused Aunt Matilda

to write a paper on the subject as a prelude to her

@great-big-stees said
to write a paper on the subject as a prelude to her

self-help book. She was going to be the new Marie Kondo, just you wait! Alas, she didn't

@shallow-blue said
self-help book. She was going to be the new Marie Kondo, just you wait! Alas, she didn't

do quite as well as she had hoped and eventually fled to a different continent to avoid

@relentless-red said
do quite as well as she had hoped and eventually fled to a different continent to avoid

being turned on by the press for turning over the corners of her

@drewnogal said
being turned on by the press for turning over the corners of her

quilts in a radical departure from

@relentless-red said
quilts in a radical departure from

anything which had been seen before in the world of quilt corner turning. She had now put herself in danger of confrontation with The Most Worshipful Association of Quilt Turners, an organization renowned for their

@indonesia-phil said
anything which had been seen before in the world of quilt corner turning. She had now put herself in danger of confrontation with The Most Worshipful Association of Quilt Turners, an organization renowned for their

radical and sometimes violent protests concerning the particular angle of the corner turning

@great-big-stees said
radical and sometimes violent protests concerning the particular angle of the corner turning

and whose motto had always been 'Ning Po Hickum Dong' which roughly translates from the Swahili as 'Turn and Destroy', so she was

@indonesia-phil said
and whose motto had always been 'Ning Po Hickum Dong' which roughly translates from the Swahili as 'Turn and Destroy', so she was

eying up Grandma’s heavy, metal hand-iron, strategically placed to

@drewnogal said
eying up Grandma’s heavy, metal hand-iron, strategically placed to

be used if she heard the dreaded knock on her door, which could be any time of the day or night, the quilt - turners never sleep. Fortunately, however,

@indonesia-phil said
be used if she heard the dreaded knock on her door, which could be any time of the day or night, the quilt - turners never sleep. Fortunately, however,

their lack of sleep was their fatal flaw. Even now Professor Peabody was striding up the steps of the United Nations with his paper corelating poor quilt turning with insomnia. The outcome was