A continue-the-story game

@relentless-red said
their lack of sleep was their fatal flaw. Even now Professor Peabody was striding up the steps of the United Nations with his paper corelating poor quilt turning with insomnia. The outcome was

a multi-national qualitative research study whereby Matilda could gave a blow by blow account of how her folding had crumpled her Circadian rhythm and

@drewnogal said
a multi-national qualitative research study whereby Matilda could gave a blow by blow account of how her folding had crumpled her Circadian rhythm and

escalated her anger such that her purchase of a hand held thermonuclear device had been inevitable and now it was only a matter of time before

@relentless-red said
escalated her anger such that her purchase of a hand held thermonuclear device had been inevitable and now it was only a matter of time before

the sky would be raining duck down and

@drewnogal said
the sky would be raining duck down and

fried EasyJet and so it would have been but for

@relentless-red said
fried EasyJet and so it would have been but for

a shortage of the necessary virgin olive oil needed to

@great-big-stees said
a shortage of the necessary virgin olive oil needed to

liberally shake over that Spanish pilot’s green

@drewnogal said
liberally shake over that Spanish pilot’s green

salad, which was now all that stood in the way of a nuclear holocaust, a global disaster unprecedented since the black day that Sainsburys had run out of

@indonesia-phil said
salad, which was now all that stood in the way of a nuclear holocaust, a global disaster unprecedented since the black day that Sainsburys had run out of

the one thing that nobody ever expected would

@great-big-stees said
the one thing that nobody ever expected would

ever happen. They queued, for hours, they swore, they fought in the car park, they jockeyed for position with their trolleys, but still only the fortunate few were lucky, the others were met with empty shelves, and

@indonesia-phil said
ever happen. They queued, for hours, they swore, they fought in the car park, they jockeyed for position with their trolleys, but still only the fortunate few were lucky, the others were met with empty shelves, and

the sound of terrified store assistants hotfooting it

@drewnogal said
the sound of terrified store assistants hotfooting it

to the storage room where all the shelf product was supposed to be but it turned out that that wasn’t

@great-big-stees said
to the storage room where all the shelf product was supposed to be but it turned out that that wasn’t

as a gang of Walmart managers, armed with mini tanks and lances, cleverly disguised as early morning cleaners had

@drewnogal said
as a gang of Walmart managers, armed with mini tanks and lances, cleverly disguised as early morning cleaners had

taken the stock room and set up for a siege. Their weapons were primitive, but their supplies were

@relentless-red said
taken the stock room and set up for a siege. Their weapons were primitive, but their supplies were

plentiful and strategically placed so as to not only afford them lots to eat but also lots to

@great-big-stees said
plentiful and strategically placed so as to not only afford them lots to eat but also lots to

throw at the protesting masses demanding their essential fix of