A continue-the-story game

@drewnogal said
throw at the protesting masses demanding their essential fix of

Typhoo tea. Sadly, underestimating the English when deprived of tea would

@relentless-red said
Typhoo tea. Sadly, underestimating the English when deprived of tea would

resort to to their most feared weapon; sarcasm. At the very end of need they may even resort to pathos, and even understatement, so

@indonesia-phil said
resort to to their most feared weapon; sarcasm. At the very end of need they may even resort to pathos, and even understatement, so

the store room was abandoned and what should have been a fighting retreat descended into chaos in the face of a barrage of raised eyebrows, disapproving glances and references to

@relentless-red said
the store room was abandoned and what should have been a fighting retreat descended into chaos in the face of a barrage of raised eyebrows, disapproving glances and references to

Covid restrictions, which thankfully had saved the situation, except for one dark secret which was…

@velns said
Covid restrictions, which thankfully had saved the situation, except for one dark secret which was…

accidentally, or so it was thought, slipped into the

@great-big-stees said
accidentally, or so it was thought, slipped into the

situation, which was the use of spoonerisms, used as the rast lesort when all else fad hailed, but

@indonesia-phil said
situation, which was the use of spoonerisms, used as the rast lesort when all else fad hailed, but

but she managed to fix the problem by resetting the

@great-big-stees said
but she managed to fix the problem by resetting the

roving destructions back to COVID restrictions and soon there was peace again. The frontal lobotomy became a bottle in front of me, but unfortunately after more and more bottles were placed in front of Matilda

@relentless-red said
roving destructions back to COVID restrictions and soon there was peace again. The frontal lobotomy became a bottle in front of me, but unfortunately after more and more bottles were placed in front of Matilda

and she, being the “experimental” type, decided that, “What the hell. I’ll give it a go” and she

@great-big-stees said
and she, being the “experimental” type, decided that, “What the hell. I’ll give it a go” and she

bought herself a do - it - yourself frontal lobotomy kit. Unfortunately on getting it home she found that the instructions were in Mandarin, so she abandoned the idea and instead

@indonesia-phil said
bought herself a do - it - yourself frontal lobotomy kit. Unfortunately on getting it home she found that the instructions were in Mandarin, so she abandoned the idea and instead

took a couple of Paracetamol with a glass of

@drewnogal said
took a couple of Paracetamol with a glass of

Thunderbird wine. Sadly this addition to the already high consumption of beer could only

@relentless-red said
Thunderbird wine. Sadly this addition to the already high consumption of beer could only

result in one thing, and in the end she fell into a drunken stupor on the dining room table, having

@indonesia-phil said
result in one thing, and in the end she fell into a drunken stupor on the dining room table, having

ill advisedly signed over her birth right to a square metre of land in Scotland and given away her collection of rare

@relentless-red said
ill advisedly signed over her birth right to a square metre of land in Scotland and given away her collection of rare

trumpets, some of which dated back to the mid 16th century. Fortunately she had retained her far more valuable collection of