A continue-the-story game

@sonhouse said
@Indonesia-Phil
they are secretly doing genetic engineering on bananas making them longer and longer underground, they have one more than a mile long going now but

@Kevin-Eleven
the genetic engineers because some of the DNA got into their pants and their legs started growing so

@sonhouse said
@Kevin-Eleven
the genetic engineers because some of the DNA got into their pants and their legs started growing so

@great-big-stees said
much hair that when they needed to see a doctors about anything that required them to doff their pants they kinda looked...well

@torunn said
and maybe they should have had a hair cut prior to the doctor's visit,

@indonesia-phil said
but unfortunately the N.U.H.B. (National Union of Hair Barbers) had just called a national strike in objection to

@kevin-eleven said
the new federal mandate that everyone wear full biohazard suits at all times, with exceptions granted

@relentless-red said
only to those with beards longer than nine inches and sufficiently matted to

@great-big-stees said
meet the government’s stringent rules, which apparently, like really good linen is a thread count of 550-600 which as we all know is

@indonesia-phil said
about the same number of threads as are active in the RHP forums, but that's not the point, the point being that

@great-big-stees said
beards, shorter than nine inches should

@torunn said
be encouraged, not only because they are tidy but also

@great-big-stees said
cuz they can hide your true identity so Aunt Matilda won’t be able to recognize you if they put you in a police lineup because the suspect you were the person who stole her

@relentless-red said
ancient treasure map that she found in an antique chest during a visit to

@indonesia-phil said
Mongolia to see her sister, Mable, who didn't intend to live in Mongolia, but