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@great-big-stees said
who, instead of turning left at Albuquerque, made a right and paid the price, having to explain over and over what
a lousy sense of direction she had, as well as a poor sense of geography, thinking that Mongolia was somewhere near Scotland, so she was surprised when

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@indonesia-phil said
a lousy sense of direction she had, as well as a poor sense of geography, thinking that Mongolia was somewhere near Scotland, so she was surprised when
the handsome barista put yak butter in her

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@kevin-eleven said
the handsome barista put yak butter in her
compass to damp the motion of the needle and improve the accuracy with which she located magnetic North. She wondered whether she might yet

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@relentless-red said
compass to damp the motion of the needle and improve the accuracy with which she located magnetic North. She wondered whether she might yet
get home in time to see all the beautiful Highland cattle frolicking in the heather near

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@great-big-stees said
get home in time to see all the beautiful Highland cattle frolicking in the heather near
Aberdeen, which she had previously thought was in Saudi Arabia, however she soon

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@indonesia-phil said
Aberdeen, which she had previously thought was in Saudi Arabia, however she soon
realized that they weren’t camels after all and that Aberdeen had actually moved to the west of Saudi Arabia while she was hospitalized for

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@Great-Big-Stees
bone spurs which kept her out of the draft so

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@sonhouse said
@Great-Big-Stees
bone spurs which kept her out of the draft so
once she'd consulted a medical dictionary to find out what bone spurs were, from which she had now apparently recovered, she felt much better and

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@indonesia-phil said
once she'd consulted a medical dictionary to find out what bone spurs were, from which she had now apparently recovered, she felt much better and
decided to purchase some of those same bone spurs to use while out riding her trusty steed, which she acquired from none other than

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@great-big-stees said
decided to purchase some of those same bone spurs to use while out riding her trusty steed, which she acquired from none other than
the very same guy who sold her London Bridge. Aware that she might also be in the market for

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@relentless-red said
the very same guy who sold her London Bridge. Aware that she might also be in the market for
a dead electronic typewriter of the pre-internet age -- and I see no reason to allow him to continue to operate in anonymity -- this unspeakably unethical scammer by the name of

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@kevin-eleven said
a dead electronic typewriter of the pre-internet age -- and I see no reason to allow him to continue to operate in anonymity -- this unspeakably unethical scammer by the name of
Rishi Sunak was desperately trying to balance the books by fair means or foul. In fact rumour had it

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@relentless-red said
Rishi Sunak was desperately trying to balance the books by fair means or foul. In fact rumour had it
that they actually “cooked the books” in boiling water, in the hopes that the ink would disappear and as such note be of any use at, what was surely to be a trail to end all

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@great-big-stees said
that they actually “cooked the books” in boiling water, in the hopes that the ink would disappear and as such note be of any use at, what was surely to be a trail to end all
financial trails, but cooking didn't work, even in a frying pan with exotic herbs and seasoning, so they bought some weighing scales to see if they could balance the books instead, only to find that

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@indonesia-phil said
financial trails, but cooking didn't work, even in a frying pan with exotic herbs and seasoning, so they bought some weighing scales to see if they could balance the books instead, only to find that
the one weighing the debits and credits had conveniently applied a little pressure, via his thumb, to the credit side in order to make it look as though the

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