A continue-the-story game

@great-big-stees said
the one weighing the debits and credits had conveniently applied a little pressure, via his thumb, to the credit side in order to make it look as though the

situation was better than anticipated. Just as things looked doomed to disaster there was a rumbling sound in the chimney, some soot fell into the grate and with a sound of muffled laughter

@relentless-red said
situation was better than anticipated. Just as things looked doomed to disaster there was a rumbling sound in the chimney, some soot fell into the grate and with a sound of muffled laughter

Aunt Matilda, drunk on too much punch and convinced that if Santa could do it so could she, tried sticking her, rather large frame down the chimney, finding out that

@great-big-stees said
Aunt Matilda, drunk on too much punch and convinced that if Santa could do it so could she, tried sticking her, rather large frame down the chimney, finding out that

head - first would have been better. In the event, however, her skirts became entangled in the masonry on the way down, and she came to a sudden and unfortunate stop with her feet dangling over the fireplace, a position which

@indonesia-phil said
head - first would have been better. In the event, however, her skirts became entangled in the masonry on the way down, and she came to a sudden and unfortunate stop with her feet dangling over the fireplace, a position which

even an acrobat would find practically impossible to keep for more than 30 seconds

@torunn said
even an acrobat would find practically impossible to keep for more than 30 seconds

but being an inventive woman she decided that, with the help of some lubricant she always had on hand, the she could actually

@great-big-stees said
but being an inventive woman she decided that, with the help of some lubricant she always had on hand, the she could actually

lubricate her way the remainder of the downward journey, which she did, landing in somewhat undignified fashion on the hearth - rug, from whence

@indonesia-phil said
lubricate her way the remainder of the downward journey, which she did, landing in somewhat undignified fashion on the hearth - rug, from whence

she dusted herself off, noticed the bar, in the corner and decided that a nice wee dram was in order, after such a harrowing ordeal and two hours later

@great-big-stees said
she dusted herself off, noticed the bar, in the corner and decided that a nice wee dram was in order, after such a harrowing ordeal and two hours later

she was too drunk to take another try with the chimney so

@torunn said
she was too drunk to take another try with the chimney so

she determined to come in through the front door in future, which would

@indonesia-phil said
she determined to come in through the front door in future, which would

have worked quite well if it had been her house, however, Matilda had pushed the boat out this Xmas and

@relentless-red said
have worked quite well if it had been her house, however, Matilda had pushed the boat out this Xmas and

her head felt like she’d, maybe, overdone it just a wee bit so she headed to the bathroom to make a call on the “porcelain phone”, hoping that it was

@great-big-stees said
her head felt like she’d, maybe, overdone it just a wee bit so she headed to the bathroom to make a call on the “porcelain phone”, hoping that it was

not the only form of communication open to her, but on entering the bathroom she discovered that

@indonesia-phil said
not the only form of communication open to her, but on entering the bathroom she discovered that

the shower was now home to a small family of

@relentless-red said
the shower was now home to a small family of

criminal lawyers who specialize in cases that involve

@relentless-red said
the shower was now home to a small family of

pygmies (of the the Twa), who had managed to hide in one of Aunt Matilda’s trunks used on her latest “adventure” into the Dark Continent and were about to start a


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