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A message to my Tormentors

A message to my Tormentors

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You know who you are... yes you who stand behind me in the supermarket refusing to load your stuff onto the checkout conveyor until I put the 'next customer' divider behind my shopping.

I'M NOT GOING TO SUDDENLY BUY ALL YOUR STUFF AND TAKE IT HOME!!! I'VE DONE MY SHOPPING AND AM QUITE HAPPY WITH MY CHOICES THANKYOU!!!

There's no point in tutting at me under your breath either. I'm confident the person infront of me doesn't want to pay for my stuff, you should be so too.

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Ditto to the idiots who buy a packet of crisps on their debit card.

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Originally posted by rhb
You know who you are... yes you who stand behind me in the supermarket refusing to load your stuff onto the checkout conveyor until I put the 'next customer' divider behind my shopping.

I'M NOT GOING TO SUDDENLY BUY ALL YOUR STUFF AND TAKE IT HOME!!! I'VE DONE MY SHOPPING AND AM QUITE HAPPY WITH MY CHOICES THANKYOU!!!

There's no point in tutting at me ...[text shortened]... I'm confident the person infront of me doesn't want to pay for my stuff, you should be so too.
So you don't mind if I put the sign up?

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Originally posted by Favs
Ditto to the idiots who buy a packet of crisps on their debit card.
OK , I know the elderly get slower as time passes , but do they get stupider ?! Cheaper ?! What I hate is some old bat with 47 friggin coupons for 3 items . All of them are expired , and most of them are for sh1t they don't even have . Then they argue about $.33 with the clerk , oblivious to the line of 7 people getting backed up behind them . On occasion I've even said something to the effect of , "Hey , Old Bat . Here's the friggin $.33 out of my pocket . Happy ? Now move along , some of us have more planned for the rest of our day than a mattress fire or a pelvic fracture." - (And of course , I'm always somehow turned into the bad guy for saying this !) She's lucky I didn't kick the walker out from under her for chrissakes .

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Originally posted by Ponderable
So you don't mind if I put the sign up?
Put the sign there if it makes you more comfortable...I'd love it if they did that - they just stare at me with arms folded tutting and nodding towards the empty conveyor.

Freaks.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
They should be made to gather there stuff back into there basket/trolley go get what they left behind and later join the queue again.
Because that would speed things up.......

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Originally posted by rhb
You know who you are... yes you who stand behind me in the supermarket refusing to load your stuff onto the checkout conveyor until I put the 'next customer' divider behind my shopping.

I'M NOT GOING TO SUDDENLY BUY ALL YOUR STUFF AND TAKE IT HOME!!! I'VE DONE MY SHOPPING AND AM QUITE HAPPY WITH MY CHOICES THANKYOU!!!

There's no point in tutting at me ...[text shortened]... I'm confident the person infront of me doesn't want to pay for my stuff, you should be so too.
I was once in a checkout basket only, 9 items or less. I put my items down on belt and this guy tapped me on the shoulder and said " excuse me you have got 10 items" I said "So" and carried on through the checkout. Yes there are some real sad cases going about.

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Originally posted by helden
I was once in a checkout basket only, 9 items or less. I put my items down on belt and this guy tapped me on the shoulder and said " excuse me you have got 10 items"
You should have said "Only if you're counting" and turned back round again.

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Originally posted by Amaurote
You should have said "Only if you're counting" and turned back round again.
reminds me of Cracker (i think) where Robert Carlisle (i think) as the villan puts about 20 items on the conveyor, and when challenged picks up three cans of beans and shouts "SEE? ONE ITEM!!". I guess you have to have seen it for it to be properly funny... 🙂

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
... What I hate is some old bat with 47 friggin coupons for 3 items . All of them are expired ...
Yes, it's always old ladies with New York accents. 🙁

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
OK , I know the elderly get slower as time passes , but do they get stupider ?! Cheaper ?! What I hate is some old bat with 47 friggin coupons for 3 items . All of them are expired , and most of them are for sh1t they don't even have . Then they argue about $.33 with the clerk , oblivious to the line of 7 people getting backed up behind them . On occasio ...[text shortened]... uy for saying this !) She's lucky I didn't kick the walker out from under her for chrissakes .
When you are clear-headed, re-read this post and reflect on your own attitude.

Jeb

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In my experience it's not the "old bats" who slow things down but the eejit 25-30ish women who insist on writing out flaming cheques slowly..or young couples with brats likewise.

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Originally posted by jebrydzagin
When you are clear-headed, re-read this post and reflect on your own attitude.

Jeb
You're new here , aren't you ? There are several types of humor . No , really , google it . Then reflect on your own lack of it .






(Moron)

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