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A post in the style of Hand of Hecate.

A post in the style of Hand of Hecate.

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Originally posted by demonseed
Okay, so I know you mentally enfeebled cretins cannot face the truth ... yeah! that's right I am being rude about you ... yeah that's right to your face: deal with it (albeit mitigated by an Internet interface).

So I am here to speak the truth, yeah that's right but what is the truth, who knows? There are no easy answers. That's what you all want, you c ...[text shortened]... t the truth, yeah but you can't handle ... [post discontinued for copyright infraction].
You can't possibly capture TMFH's style unless you mention balls and some associated catastrophic accident or disease befalling them - preferably in curse format.

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Originally posted by demonseed
Oh dear, that's a swing and a miss as the Americans like to put it.

You got anymore gags?
Not really, but I know a good joke...

Q: What's long & green & has a low I.Q.?
A: A St. Patrick's Day Parade

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Originally posted by Raven69
Not really, but I know a good joke...

Q: What's long & green & has a low I.Q.?
A: A St. Patrick's Day Parade
Oh dear, another swing and a miss.

The myth that the Irish are unintelligent has been systematically dispelled by the chronically and ludicrously low standard that your own, individual, posts have set.

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Originally posted by demonseed
Oh dear, another swing and a miss.

The myth that the Irish are unintelligent has been systematically dispelled by the chronically and ludicrously low standard that your own, individual, posts have set.
If there is no such thing as unintelligent Irishmen, then how do you exist? Or are you just a figment of my imagination? O_o

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Originally posted by Raven69
If there is no such thing as unintelligent Irishmen, then how do you exist? Or are you just a figment of my imagination? O_o
Seriously, your attempt to argue that I am unintelligent is flawed. I can only assume that you have reduced yourself to facetious argumentation. Btw I did not assert that unintelligent Irish men didn't exist merely that we have produced some exceptional minds: particularly in the literary field. Irish people are unduly accorded with slovenly mindsets but in any country I have ever visited I have never yet encountered the genuine and challenging acumen that I take for granted with the Irish mindset.

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Originally posted by demonseed
I can only assume that you have reduced yourself to facetious argumentation.
I resent that accusation! I shall have you know, I am completely serious in all my posts, so please take them seriously...and preferably in the worst way possible...

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Originally posted by Raven69
I resent that accusation! I shall have you know, I am completely serious in all my posts, so please take them seriously...and preferably in the worst way possible...
So, you are genuinely arguing that all Irish people are unintelligent?

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Originally posted by demonseed
So, you are genuinely arguing that all Irish people are unintelligent?
I'm glad to see sarcasm doesn't escape you, MrIntelligent...😞

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Originally posted by Raven69
I'm glad to see sarcasm doesn't escape you, MrIntelligent...😞
sarcasm: a redundant tonal expression, popular in the eighties: IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT?

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Originally posted by demonseed
sarcasm: a redundant tonal expression, popular in the eighties: IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT?
Something like that...🙂

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Originally posted by demonseed
Okay, so I know you mentally enfeebled cretins cannot face the truth ... yeah! that's right I am being rude about you ... yeah that's right to your face: deal with it (albeit mitigated by an Internet interface).

So I am here to speak the truth, yeah that's right but what is the truth, who knows? There are no easy answers. That's what you all want, you c ...[text shortened]... t the truth, yeah but you can't handle ... [post discontinued for copyright infraction].
Miscreant. You are failure personified.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Miscreant. You are failure personified.
Interesting response, I thought it would be Red Night's ego that would react against those posts yet he found it funny. I should have guessed that your posts are the genuine rantings of an egomaniac.

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Originally posted by Mimor
You can't possibly capture TMFH's style unless you mention balls and some associated catastrophic accident or disease befalling them - preferably in curse format.
LOL, true.

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Originally posted by demonseed
Interesting response, I thought it would be Red Night's ego that would react against those posts yet he found it funny. I should have guessed that your posts are the genuine rantings of an egomaniac.
May your balls catch on fire after sparking up some anal lube with one of your scented candles.