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A post in the style of Red Night

A post in the style of Red Night

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I was walking down the street (but it may as well have been the wilderness for I am Christ: the risen one) and I saw these girls playing a game. It was called "pattycake" and all at once I thought of the Red Hot Pawn Chess Forum.

I thought, too quick are we (who have not sinned) to clap the hands of our partner's hands and declare triumphantly, "Pattycake." We expel vitriol in their face, we expunge our own demons and impugn in their own existence some fault of our own devising.

If we only we had the courage (that I have, your chosen one) to expel the demons of this forum we could breathe again in the coming of Red Night, your Saviour, Jesus "Red Night" Christ.

Amen.

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Originally posted by demonseed
I was walking down the street (but it may as well have been the wilderness for I am Christ: the risen one) and I saw these girls playing a game. It was called "pattycake" and all at once I thought of the Red Hot Pawn Chess Forum.

I thought, too quick are we (who have not sinned) to clap the hands of our partner's hands and declare triumphantly, "Pattyca ...[text shortened]... reathe again in the coming of Red Night, your Saviour, Jesus "Red Night" Christ.

Amen.
An improvement...but I still think you could do better.

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Originally posted by Raven69
An improvement...but I still think you could do better.
Sheesh, let's bear in mind that I am really pissed!

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Originally posted by demonseed
I was walking down the street (but it may as well have been the wilderness for I am Christ: the risen one) and I saw these girls playing a game. It was called "pattycake" and all at once I thought of the Red Hot Pawn Chess Forum.

I thought, too quick are we (who have not sinned) to clap the hands of our partner's hands and declare triumphantly, "Pattyca ...[text shortened]... reathe again in the coming of Red Night, your Saviour, Jesus "Red Night" Christ.

Amen.
Very funny.

You lampoon me well.

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Originally posted by demonseed
Sheesh, let's bear in mind that I am really pissed!
Learn to control your emotions...why are you pissed anyway?

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Originally posted by Raven69
Learn to control your emotions...why are you pissed anyway?
Cider, i'm guessing 😛

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Cider, i'm guessing 😛
No beer actually. Also the fact that everytime I read this forum it's the same type of posts .... thought I'd challenge it.

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Originally posted by demonseed
No beer actually. Also the fact that everytime I read this forum it's the same type of posts .... thought I'd challenge it.
Well, you're doing a terrific job, be sure of that......*cough*

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Originally posted by Raven69
Well, you're doing a terrific job, be sure of that......*cough*
You have a real hard on for me tonight, what's the dealio?

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Originally posted by demonseed
You have a real hard on for me tonight, what's the dealio?
You wrote a thread taking the piss of her, what do you expect ??

She fancies the pants off you now 😛

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Oh wait...no you didn't, oops 😳

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Originally posted by demonseed
You have a real hard on for me tonight, what's the dealio?
You take things to seriously...relax, you'll live longer.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
She fancies the pants off you now 😛
Shh! Don't give away my secrets. 😛