Little Kenny comes home from school one day and says to his Dad "Dad, I have been making fun of the Irish, you know the way you tend to make them the butt of your jokes: well, I have followed in your footsteps and made some incredulously adroit wisecracks about those stupid Irish."
Little Kenny's Dad says, "would it hurt you to be a little more specific, Kenny Junior, was it the Northern Irish or the Southern Irish little Kenny?"
"Who cares Daddy? The Irish are all tards right?" says little Kenny.
"Well Kenny" says Daddy, "though the Northern Irish may be tards they do tend to have an explosive (GEDDIT!!) temperament when things don't go their way."
"Sorry Daddy, I seem to have overlooked the idiosyncratic nature of Irish politics so that I could make a rather trivial joke", says Little Kenny, "I hope it won't have any unpleasant consequences."
[Phone rings]
"Who was it Daddy?" says little Kenny.
"It was the IRA with a coded warning son." says Daddy.
"Is that good news or bad news Daddy."
KKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Little Kenny and Daddy are sitting atop a wasteland]
"It's bad news Kenny, bad news."
I got slated rotten by Catfood for saying "southern Irish". Something about people giving their lives so he could tell me off for saying southern, rather than Republic 😛
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This IRA terrorist goes to heaven, and peter stops him at the gate.
"My son, to enter the kingdom of heaven, you have to've done good things in your life. What have you done with your life, my son ?"
"Well.....I've kneecapped 20 people, Given punishment beatings to another 50 or so, and i planted a bomb that killed 5 people"
"Oh my word....I can't let you into heaven after you've done all that!!"
"I don't want in, you've got 10 minutes to get out"
😛
Originally posted by demonseedNow this is just sad...even for you.
Little Kenny comes home from school one day and says to his Dad "Dad, I have been making fun of the Irish, you know the way you tend to make them the butt of your jokes: well, I have followed in your footsteps and made some incredulously adroit wisecracks about those stupid Irish."
Little Kenny's Dad says, "would it hurt you to be a little more specific ...[text shortened]... addy are sitting atop a wasteland]
"It's bad news Kenny, bad news."
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundLol!
I got slated rotten by Catfood for saying "southern Irish". Something about people giving their lives so he could tell me off for saying southern, rather than Republic 😛
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This IRA terrorist goes to heaven, and peter stops him at the gate.
"My son, to enter the kingdom of heaven, you have to' ...[text shortened]... done all that!!"
"I don't want in, you've got 10 minutes to get out"
😛