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Originally posted by Vivaldi
Queer killed you with a big one when you was bending over eating poo
lol

Rabid rabbits

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School....

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Trigonometry

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Umbrella down the gullet

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Umbrella down the gullet
Vacation to hell

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Wildfire

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Yellow Fever.

Same affliction my girlfriend has.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Yellow Fever.

Same affliction my girlfriend has.
Zucchini attack (I know I spelt that wrong)

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Attacked to death by a mad hippy who was trippin his head off and who smashed me in the nuts and on my head with a chess board untill I became almost dead, as he thought I was a Police man from Mars who was after his pot, he killed me when his head exploded and his brain got stuck in my mouth and caused me to have a lsd overdose.

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B = Biff

Biff on the toe with a ten ton truck that also smashed your head off and made your spine snap in 50 places and made you feel quite sick

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
B = Biff

Biff on the toe with a ten ton truck that also smashed your head off and made your spine snap in 50 places and made you feel quite sick
C = Clit was squeezed like a whitehead and squirted into the pilots eye as he was about to land the jet

every one became brown bread or toast when the piolot slamed the jet into the fuil tanks on the ground

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E= E killed me when E run me over as I was going to the Doctors about my crabs

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
E= E killed me when E run me over as I was going to the Doctors about my crabs
Forgot to lock the door and was attacked by a tribe of angry savage women.

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
Forgot to lock the door and was attacked by a tribe of angry savage women.
G = Gut got big and fell over and got smashed on mushrooms that fell into my mouth and died as a toastal got stuck up my nose