A to Z of Death

Originally posted by Vivaldi
G = Gut got big and fell over and got smashed on mushrooms that fell into my mouth and died as a toastal got stuck up my nose

Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
very creative

Hands coming from down below as I was dragged down and ended up in Hell where I was confronted by Satan and he punished me by forcing me to drink beer until I exploded. The morale: Careful what you wish for, you might get it.

Originally posted by Vivaldi
It was Ravello he was on a high after winning 20 grand and shot me in the head as I try'd to rob him.

Kicked and beaten to death by an old laady with a cane

Leguminous plants eat me when I was cutting the grass in the garden

Mauled to death by manky old minging mongrels.

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Mauled to death by manky old minging mongrels.

Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
New brand of soap caused me to die from an allergic reaction.

Originally posted by c99ux
Old thing found (caught) in the fridge did me in.

Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
Pills of blue. Had too many. Beat to death with a purse.

Originally posted by c99ux
Queer beer.

Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
Ruined my lungs from smoking. You gotta die somehow, right, why not go the nicotine way?

Originally posted by c99ux
Smoking ruined my lungs. Somehow, from the nicotine way, you gotta die, right? Why not go?

Originally posted by c99ux
The nicotine way. From my lungs, ruined somehow! Smoking... You gotta right. DIE!!!!!!

Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
uniformed troops picked me off with the rifle used to try and assassinate me earlier. That rifle was also used to butt my sister who had the knife that was used to put a cut on the rifle that uniformed troops picked me off with. It was used to try and assassinate me earlier. That rifle . . .