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Kilkenny cats came a-calling.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Kilkenny cats came a-calling.
Mummification. Yeah, I know it usually happens after people ore dead, but I suppose someone could be "mummied" or "mummified" to death...

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Originally posted by c99ux
Mummification. Yeah, I know it usually happens after people ore dead, but I suppose someone could be "mummied" or "mummified" to death...
Nagged into suicide.

(You can be mothered to death for sure).

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Lucky cat scramed me to death then fed me to her kittens for a christmas treat.

They pood me out the next day, slugs then eat the poo.

EDIT: OOPS WE PAST "L"

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Perverted parrot pushed me of its perch at christmas.

I fell head-first into bird dung and got stuck and died.

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Queer numb sensation rapidly spread from the puncture marks to the rest of the body.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Queer numb sensation rapidly spread from the puncture marks to the rest of the body.
Raging beasts attack while I'm sleeping and they skin me and dice me and feed me to other raging beasts.

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
Raging beasts attack while I'm sleeping and they skin me and dice me and feed me to other raging beasts.
Squashed to death by two fat ladies on the no 88 bus

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Squashed to death by two fat ladies on the no 88 bus
Tickled to death by Elmo. That thing is very very very very very scary.

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
Tickled to death by Elmo. That thing is very very very very very scary.
Velcro'd to the ceiling in an extremely high room, then force fed, porridge until obesely fat and weight is to much for velcro.........splat

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Wine Woman and Weed dun me in and I died happy 😵

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Xanthos committed suicide.

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Lost to Death

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
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Lost to Death
zygote didn't make until birth.