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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Vixen got mad & trampled me to death

(maybe the start of a christmas theme ?)
walking and got run over by a reindeer.

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Xmas tree fell over in my room. The fairy fell with a bump, smashing her head on the stone fire-place, she soon recovered but was mad at me and turned me into a Turky.

My wife found me and twisted my neck "CRACK", I was then cooked and eaten by my family.

As they eat me my wife noticed that on the turkys left leg was my wedding ring.

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
Xmas tree fell over in my room. The fairy fell with a bump, smashing her head on the stone fire-place, she soon recovered but was mad at me and turned me into a Turky.

My wife found me and twisted my neck "CRACK", I was then cooked and eaten by my family.

As they eat me my wife noticed that on the turkys left leg was my wedding ring.
yodelling in my back yard got me attacked by a mob of carolers because it was christmas and I can yodel any other time.

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(knocked down by a) zebra crossing (the road).

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American rehab...

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
on a zebra crossing?
That's why he didn't see it coming.

Bone chipper.

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Calimari

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Death

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Death
Eaten by a canniball for christmas lunch....... well it tastes a bit like chicken! ffffff ffffff ffffff ffffff fffffff

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Eaten by a canniball for christmas lunch....... well it tastes a bit like chicken! ffffff ffffff ffffff ffffff fffffff
Forum-itis. Deadly when your feet take root.

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
Forum-itis. Deadly when your feet take root.
Gold-dug into despair.

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Happy Christmassed to death by some extreme christians

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Happy Christmassed to death by some extreme christians
In my igloo, ya we all have them here, I froze to death

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
In my igloo, ya we all have them here, I froze to death
JUGGERNAUT!!!!!




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