A “blocked” list Onion

I have 26, most of whom are “Removed” “Banned” “Account Suspended”.

As I look at the page I am reminded of the trophy hall in my Scottish Baronial house where all the stuffed animals heads are mounted, and my mind drifts…

The ancient oak panelling and ceiling arches look down on the gothic stone fireplace where the log fire licks the cool air and snaps with the cackles of the moorland witches. Campbell brings in the whiskey and informs me that the Kraken have arrived and that dinner is being served in an hour.

The heads on the walls bow.

@divegeester

You've blocked 26 people, despite none of them having the ability to message you.

Snowflake.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
You've blocked 26 people, despite none of them having the ability to message you.

Snowflake.

You've obviously missed the humour of divegeester's Onion

@fmf said
You've obviously missed the humour of divegeester's Onion

Of course he hasn’t missed it, he’s just choosing not to acknowledge it. It’s just another downshift.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
@divegeester

You've blocked 26 people, despite none of them having the ability to message you.

Snowflake.

They all had the ability to message me at one point. Now they are hanging in my trophy room.

Does that unsettle you?

@divegeester said
They all had the ability to message me at one point. Now they are hanging in my trophy room.

Does that unsettle you?

Weird question.

@divegeester said
I have 26, most of whom are “Removed” “Banned” “Account Suspended”.

As I look at the page I am reminded of the trophy hall in my Scottish Baronial house where all the stuffed animals heads are mounted, and my mind drifts…

The ancient oak panelling and ceiling arches look down on the gothic stone fireplace where the log fire licks the cool air and snaps with the cack ...[text shortened]... t the Kraken have arrived and that dinner is being served in an hour.

The heads on the walls bow.

What a sad life you must lead.

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Weird question.

I’ll take that as a being a “yes, it might make me lose sleep”

@divegeester said
I’ll take that as a being a “yes, it might make me lose sleep”

Try drinking less before bed you will not have to get up as many times to go, or do you just wet the bed? 🙂

-VR

How to say it properly

YouTube

You’re welcome.

Just LOL 😂

@divegeester said
How to say it properly

[youtube]rFNVuV8H3mU[/youtube]

You’re welcome.

Did you look up to find out what you were and why it was called that? 🙂

-VR

@divegeester said
How to say it properly

[youtube]rFNVuV8H3mU[/youtube]

You’re welcome.

A lot of American pronounce it KREETIN, which always sounds wrong to me. But so be it.

@fmf said
A lot of American pronounce it KREETIN, which always sounds wrong to me. But so be it.

Perhaps you pronounce it WRONG! 😛 🙂 But so be it.

-VR

@divegeester said
Just LOL 😂

Stand by for "Do you wet the bed?" to be repeated over and over and over and over again in the months to come.