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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Tom Cruise.
Orlando Bloom.
Brad Pitt.

All actors who get work because they're good looking.
Perhaps I should reconsider my vocation 😏

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I know he was great (to a point) in American History X (although to be honest I think the director takes much of the credit for that), but last week I watched (reluctantly, I'm a huge fan of Manhunter) Red Dragon and saw Edward Norton single-handedly destroy the role of Will Graham...insipid, effete, weak, forgettable - everything the character was not supposed to be. It's the first time I can remember seeing someone as bored by his own performance as the people watching him.

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
Fag.
Homophobe.

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Anyone remember Michael Dudikoff?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Anyone remember Michael Dudikoff?
Do I?

American Ninja, baby.

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Originally posted by darvlay
American Ninja, baby.
Worse than the Hoff, Dudikoff. Mercifully he doesn't sing.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Worse than the Hoff, Dudikoff. Mercifully he doesn't sing.
I'll take Michael Dudikoff to block. Top left square.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger!

He's expressive as a brick.

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Originally posted by Ravello
Arnold Schwarzenegger!

He's expressive as a brick.
Oh, come on...

GET TO DEE CHOPPA!!!!!

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What about David Hasselhoff? He is so full of himself he probably has a mirror inside his toilet so he can follow the action when he poops...

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Originally posted by sonhouse
What about David Hasselhoff? He is so full of himself he probably has a mirror inside his toilet so he can follow the action when he poops...
Shame on you. 😞

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Originally posted by sonhouse
What about David Hasselhoff? He is so full of himself he probably has a mirror inside his toilet so he can follow the action when he poops...
Blasphemy.

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Originally posted by Pawn Smasher
Russell Crowe, can't act but boy can he chuck a phone.
Geoffery Rush is, without a doubt, the finest actor living or dead. Closely followed by Hugo Weaving, and Johnny Depp.
Russell Crowe's all right, but nothing compared with the God-like figure he sees himself as.

Worst actor would have to be Oliver Gruner. Anybody seen any of his tasteless, drivelling cr@p? He was in a couple of B-grade action films in the 90's. One of them was called TNT. Absolute rubbish. Never heard of him again, and I hope to God it stays that way.
(Closely followed by Orlando Bloom: he's a good example of the fact that the acting industry is being overrun with models. He seems to think the only way he can convey any emotion is by furrowing his brow. About half of the amateur actors out there could rival his conviction)

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Originally posted by Ravello
Arnold Schwarzenegger!

He's expressive as a brick.
He was good in Terminator: very expressive.

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Originally posted by demonseed
He was good in Terminator: very expressive.
He was there to lend a hand.