Advice to a young man from an old man

Don't sit in that chair, it's wet 😛

Here's another Huck

Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

If a cop stops you and says 'we've been following you for the last 2 miles', just politely respond,"why, sir, are you lost!"

If he asks 'where were you between 9 and 10?' just simply reply "I was learning at school!"