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What's a 2x4?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
My advice is to tie a 2x4 to the ceiling fan. Now place a chair under the fan. As the blades spin, the plank will hit you on the back, front, or side of your head with each revolution.
Excellent suggestion, but too passive. I would start getting the impression that the domestic machinery was punishing me, leading to theological disquisitions that I can ill afford.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
OK. I'm working on a ramp down which to propel my office chair, and a system of ropes to keep me from bouncing off.
a jet engine might also work nicely.
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Originally posted by Nordlys
What's a 2x4?
Stop the trolling.

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What about attaching drums to the wall? That would give you a more satisfying sound, and at the same time be more gentle on your head.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
What about attaching drums to the wall? That would give you a more satisfying sound, and at the same time be more gentle on your head.
breaking stuff is always more fun than not breaking stuff.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Stop the trolling.
😠 Hey, I even googled it before asking.

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Originally posted by wormwood
breaking stuff is always more fun than not breaking stuff.
Drumheads are not indestructible.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I've developed repetitive strain injury in my neck from banging my head against the wall. Can anyone suggest a course of treatment?
Neck injuries from head banging generally occur as a result of the backlash. Try a firmer wall; brick walls generally create a minimum of neck injuries.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
😠 Hey, I even googled it before asking.
Besides, it was addressed at wormwood as well, as he used it too. But nobody wants to answer. :'(

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Besides, it was addressed at wormwood as well, as he used it too. But nobody wants to answer. :'(
Two by Four is a peice of lumber, usually 8 or 16 feet long... but you can cut it down to 2 or 4 feet long.

2 inches by 4 inches lumber.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Two by Four is a peice of lumber, usually 8 or 16 feet long... but you can cut it down to 2 or 4 feet long.

2 inches by 4 inches lumber.

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Danke!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Besides, it was addressed at wormwood as well, as he used it too. But nobody wants to answer. :'(
it's what the 'lead guitarist' was hammering in the background of that wall destructing symphony in berlin.

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Originally posted by wormwood
it's what the 'lead guitarist' was hammering in the background of that wall destructing symphony in berlin.
😀

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