Allergic to nuts

Originally posted by Seitse
And lose 50% of his personality? Poor man!

Huh?
Where's the other half?

Originally posted by Suzianne
Why don't you go shave your palms?

Can't grip a razor: palms are too hairy.
Want to help a fella out?
When you are done, I'll let you use it on that mustache thing you have going.

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Can't grip a razor: palms are too hairy.
Want to help a fella out?
When you are done, I'll let you use it on that mustache thing you have going.

You wish.

Why don't you ask your soulmate, Brunhilda, about that?

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Can't grip a razor: palms are too hairy.
Want to help a fella out?
When you are done, I'll let you use it on that mustache thing you have going.

And another thing, Wolfman.

I don't think I've had a razor in my house for well over a year. There are much better ways to do that job. One doesn't perform atomic measurement with a yardstick, nor watch repair with a sledgehammer. I'll leave the barbarism to the men.

Originally posted by josephw
But I thought Seitse shaved his legs!

Lemondrop shaves his legs for him. So we hear. 😀

Originally posted by Suzianne
You wish.

Why don't you ask your soulmate, Brunhilda, about that?

If that ravishing beauty is BrunhildeReveal Hidden Content what's that make you?
Shrek?

Originally posted by Suzianne
And another thing, Wolfman.

I don't think I've had a razor in my house for well over a year. There are much better ways to do that job. One doesn't perform atomic measurement with a yardstick, nor watch repair with a sledgehammer. I'll leave the barbarism to the men.

A weed whacker seems a tad dangerous to put near one's face, but an ogre's got to do what an ogre's got to do, right?

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Where's the other half?

We do not want to know that. Tell us something else.

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Huh?
Where's the other half?

a.k.a. 2 inches?

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
A weed whacker seems a tad dangerous to put near one's face, but an ogre's got to do what an ogre's got to do, right?

Sir,
If you are real careful you can trim a beard with one of those weed whackers. 😉

Regards,
-VR

Originally posted by Seitse
a.k.a. 2 inches?

Such are modern clits...

Originally posted by Suzianne
Thank you for the stereotype. This is not always true, btw.

(Yes, I know it was for the lulz. )

Yes, I've never heard of lesbians who wear lipstick. You get your gold sticker for the day.

Originally posted by vivify
Yes, I've never heard of lesbians who wear lipstick. You get your gold sticker for the day.

Unfortunately, there are some who use it as an excuse to let themselves go.

Others take pride in being a woman and still want to look like one.

This whole "butch" thing is stupid and demeaning.

Lesbians are attracted to women, not men. They don't want a man, and therefore they don't want a woman that looks like a man, either. But men like to perpetuate this idea that men and women belong together and so they figure someone in the relationship "must" be the "man". What utter hogwash.

What I'm saying is that these so-called "lipstick" lesbians are the norm, not some bizarre outlier. People always assume ugly women must be lesbians. Well, some might be, but certainly not all. Lesbianism isn't some kind of "last chance" for a relationship because they "can't find a man". Men would have you think so, but it's just not true. They don't want men, they want women. So, get over it, guys.

Originally posted by Suzianne
Unfortunately, there are some who use it as an excuse to let themselves go.

Others take pride in being a woman and still want to look like one.

This whole "butch" thing is stupid and demeaning.

Lesbians are attracted to women, not men. They don't want a man, and therefore they don't want a woman that looks like a man, either. But men like to perp ...[text shortened]... think so, but it's just not true. They don't want men, they want women. So, get over it, guys.

That argument is of human origin and full of biases based on a perceived prejudice which promotes a system designed to defy God's intent and purpose for men and women.

It's convoluted and is in opposition to healthy thinking. A mental gymnastic which throws the truth under the bus, marginalizes our creator and makes fools out of men and women. It's amazing how easily one can rationalize away what is wrong and make it right.

Homosexuality is a sin. Why? Because God says so. Get over that!

Originally posted by Suzianne
Unfortunately, there are some who use it as an excuse to let themselves go.

Others take pride in being a woman and still want to look like one.

This whole "butch" thing is stupid and demeaning.

Lesbians are attracted to women, not men. They don't want a man, and therefore they don't want a woman that looks like a man, either. But men like to perp ...[text shortened]... think so, but it's just not true. They don't want men, they want women. So, get over it, guys.

The notion of a "lipstick" being attracted to a "butch" isn't a thought invented by men. This idea comes from observation that many lesbian relationships have that dynamic. For example, Ellen, who'd be considered a "butch" has always been with very feminine women.

The first openly gay couple I've ever known were lesbians in my high school. One of them was absolutely gorgeous, and was in a few of my classes. Her girlfriend was a "butch", meaning she never wore dresses, make-up, etc. The "butch" didn't look masculine, just very tomboyish (though it's possible her parents may have put limits on how "boyish" she could look).

Similar dynamics have also been observed in gay male couples. However, as homosexuality becomes more and more accepted in our culture and around the world, there will be a higher number of openly gay people, and therefore, less "stereotypical" gay couples, because more openly gay people mean an increase in different personality types and preferences among gays.