America The Brave.

Feel oppressed by the USA? Got a case of Down With The US Fever? Hung up on instant gratification? Can't live without Reality TV? Then jump on the America Bus Crash Bandwagon.

Afterall, the USA has only brought you:
- Freedom of speech.
- Capitalism.
- Opposition to communism.
- Global economic prosperity.
- A Western world that doesn't speak German as a first language.
- A Japan that isn't taught about the second world war in school.
- Thermonuclear weapons.
- Hybrid vehicles.
- Ford F150 Supercrew 4x4 with the 5.6L Triton V8.
- MTV.
- Softcore porn in extended stay hotels.
- Hardcore porn and enormous double ended dildos at the local XXXmart.
- Porn Stars, mmm... suh-weet, sweet Porn Stars.
- Reality TV.
- Pharmaceuticals for sexually transmitted diseases.
- Recreational psychadelic drugs.
- The Catholic Church dating service.
- The OJ book club.
- Oprah.
- Jerry Springer.
- Stealth bombers.
- Homegrown terrorists.
- HBO.
- Skinemax.
- Moon landings.
- Science Fiction.
- Las Vegas.
- New Orleans.
- Stand up comedy.
- The Republicans.
- Democrats.
- Tree Huggers.
- Oil Refineries.
- ESPN.
- Turkey Day.
- Leftovers.
- The Internet.
- Fad Diets.
- Ketchup.
- French Fries.
- Pet Rocks.
- Roller Blades.
- Hollywood.

Freedom is never cheap and there is often only one currency, that of blood and sacrifice. Don't spend yours lightly.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Feel oppressed by the USA? Got a case of Down With The US Fever? Hung up on instant gratification? Can't live without Reality TV? Then jump on the America Bus Crash Bandwagon.

Afterall, the USA has only brought you:
- Freedom of speech.
- Capitalism.
- Opposition to communism.
- Global economic prosperity.
- A Western world that doesn't spe ...[text shortened]... d there is often only one currency, that of blood and sacrifice. Don't spend yours lightly.

Originally posted by Starrman
You forgot Disney, I hate fricking Disney.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Feel oppressed by the USA? Got a case of Down With The US Fever? Hung up on instant gratification? Can't live without Reality TV? Then jump on the America Bus Crash Bandwagon.

Afterall, the USA has only brought you:
- Freedom of speech.
- Capitalism.
- Opposition to communism.
- Global economic prosperity.
- A Western world that doesn't spe ...[text shortened]... d there is often only one currency, that of blood and sacrifice. Don't spend yours lightly.

Originally posted by orangutan
What about McDonalds
pfft

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Ogh, ded I fehget Mcdonald? Me no think list have everythin. You so smart, me no get.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Feel oppressed by the USA? Got a case of Down With The US Fever? Hung up on instant gratification? Can't live without Reality TV?

Originally posted by orangutan
Rubbish Haiku there!
Need to try harder next time
(spelling appalling)