Amusing names

At school we used to harrass someone called James Calveson by following him around singing "Calveson, oh Calveson!" to the tune of Glenn Campbell's soft country/pop hit "Galveston".
Oh the years flew by!
Not for James. Obviously.

Also, someone at work is called Patricia Cockhead.

o god here we go,
you any relation to ivor biggun, or seymour butts perhaps?

My mother's name is Bea Lee.

I knew a guy in college called Spoonman

Originally posted by Squelchbelch
At school we used to harrass someone called James Calveson by following him around singing "Calveson, oh Calveson!" to the tune of Glenn Campbell's soft country/pop hit "Galveston".
Oh the years flew by!
Not for James. Obviously.

Also, someone at work is called Patricia Cockhead.

Originally posted by darvlay
My mother's name is Bea Lee.

Darv! Shavi took an angry swipe at you! 😞

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Darv! Shavi took an angry swipe at you! 😞

When I worked for BT Broadband, a spoke to a customer called Fanny Titmuff.

I burst out laughing at her name, she complained, I got a final written warning... 😕

I knew someone with the last name Mycock, the puns kept coming and coming.

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
When I worked for BT Broadband, a spoke to a customer called Fanny Titmuff.

I burst out laughing at her name, she complained, I got a final written warning... 😕

I have a friend called Michael Dick.

Originally posted by shavixmir
I just knew you were from Hill-Billy heritage.

Originally posted by darvlay
I don't get it.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Your Momma havin' a twin-name.