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An update on meting my new wife

An update on meting my new wife

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Heck I'll marry somebody for that kind of money!

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Gordon Bennett!

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Originally posted by mokko
Heck I'll marry somebody for that kind of money!
If you want to marry me it will cost you half a doller 🙂
but dont tell my wife 😉

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Originally posted by mokko
Heck I'll marry somebody for that kind of money!
How about it, gorgeous? 😉

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Originally posted by Bowmann
How about it, gorgeous? 😉
show me the money 😀

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Originally posted by Bowmann
How about it, gorgeous? 😉
Who me 😛

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Originally posted by mokko
show me the money 😀
Don't you worry about that. But I'll be deducting £500 for each shag.

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
Who me 😛
For half a dollar I wouldn't even give you a wink.
What kind of cheap floozy do you take me for? 😠

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Don't you worry about that. But I'll be deducting £500 for each shag.
I highly doubt that thrill would be worth a dollar.

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Originally posted by tommybear
So I met Kuchna on Friday. That is the girl's name. She was 5 foot 4 inches tall and for a lack of a better phrase drop dead gorgeous...smoking hot. Probably an 8 out of 10 and believe me I am very conservative with my rating. We had a very nice conversation...about cambodia and how she liked the states. I would have to say that we hit it off very quickly ...[text shortened]... d like her and am unsure what to do...please give advise and help me weigh all options.


Tom
If you do it for free, you might come off as desperate.

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Tom,

if it sounds to good to be true.....

From what you've told us, it seems like you're being sucked in.

That's like you PAYING me to take a pimped out Hummer, with a new bass boat attached.

Good luck with your struggle.

Let me know when to expect delivery on the truck and boat!😉

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Originally posted by mokko
Heck I'll marry somebody for that kind of money!
Cool - you got a deal. Payment to made in form of a £30,000 western union money transfer to 'rhb' then please.

You can move to England and solve all your problems at the same time. You will also be assisting me to free up the currently frozen assets of my half-brother, the Governor of Rivers State of the Republic of Nigeria, for which you will receive the small reward of £3 Gazillion.

I'll pick up the funds on Thurs and call you then.

🙂😛🙄

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Originally posted by tommybear
So I met Kuchna on Friday. That is the girl's name. She was 5 foot 4 inches tall and for a lack of a better phrase drop dead gorgeous...smoking hot. Probably an 8 out of 10 and believe me I am very conservative with my rating. We had a very nice conversation...about cambodia and how she liked the states. I would have to say that we hit it off very quickly ...[text shortened]... d like her and am unsure what to do...please give advise and help me weigh all options.


Tom
take the money and run 😉

Nah, seriously... you say she's smart? That's tricky then...
Here's my proposal: Take the money, and follow through with the plan. After those 30 months, talk to her about whether she wants to stay with you or not. If it was really just a deal for her and she walks out, keep the money. If she wants to stay with you after she has her citizenship because she actually has feelings for you, pay the money back to whoever you got it from (but keep the interest you got in those 30 months)... you shouldn't buy love.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Tom, and don't know the angle, but this just smells like a scam to me. If you have a buddy who is a lawyer I'd advise you discuss it.
I have already given him that advice, but he won't take it. He would rather be adviced by people on this chess site.

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Originally posted by rheymans
I have already given him that advice, but he won't take it. He would rather be adviced by people on this chess site.
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