Originally posted by rhbNo No, you got it all backwards. Pay me the money and I will marry you, although I'm currently in negotiation so the price might go up. 😀
Cool - you got a deal. Payment to made in form of a £30,000 western union money transfer to 'rhb' then please.
You can move to England and solve all your problems at the same time. You will also be assisting me to free up the currently frozen assets of my half-brother, the Governor of Rivers State of the Republic of Nigeria, for which you will receive the small reward of £3 Gazillion.
I'll pick up the funds on Thurs and call you then.
🙂😛🙄
Not to sound like an ass, but once you are married what are the arrangements for sex? Did the "matchmaker" say anything about it? I only ask because a good portion of my day is spent trying to negotiate sex from women, and if I had it in writing I think I could be a much more productive person. A Senator even.
Originally posted by mokkoAh there is a misunderstanding here for sure. You just send me any amount of money via western union money trransfer and we'll start to discuss this further.
No No, you got it all backwards. Pay me the money and I will marry you, although I'm currently in negotiation so the price might go up. 😀
A portion of my random relatives Gazillions awaits your generous response.
Yours
Prince rhb - Emissary to the River State of Nigeria
Odd that they pay you for coutship too.
Payment for the marriage part of the contract I can understand, kind of like selling your kidneys in an Argentinian alleyway.
Seems a little risky on the behalf of the matchmaker and bride to part with the money upfront though, they have no garuntee that you arent already married to 10 other hot, wealthy cambodians looking for citizenship (does that make a difference I wonder? Sounds like a pretty feasible business plan if you can get a whole flock of them at a time... some interesting possibilities in terms of bedroom gymnastics too...)
Originally posted by tommybearWell, you can take the cash as a sort of "deposit". If you and her hit it off for the next three years, you can return the "deposit". If not, then keep the money. You can get a conditional pre-nup that is only valid if you divorce in the next three years.
So I met Kuchna on Friday. That is the girl's name. She was 5 foot 4 inches tall and for a lack of a better phrase drop dead gorgeous...smoking hot. Probably an 8 out of 10 and believe me I am very conservative with my rating. We had a very nice conversation...about cambodia and how she liked the states. I would have to say that we hit it off very quickly ...[text shortened]... d like her and am unsure what to do...please give advise and help me weigh all options.
Tom
This way, you can have your cake and eat it too, so to speak. You can glean the interest on the money in the meantime (not a bad supplement annualy) to either: a) spend on the love of your life, or, b) help pay for the divorce. Sort of a no lose scenario. You can do it ethically.
Just my two cents. In the end. follow your path and listen to your instincts.
Best Regard (and good luck),
Omnislash