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During a game, when I announce check to my opponent, in my head I am really saying, "ka-ZAM!"

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Originally posted by Doctor Rat
During a game, when I announce check to my opponent, in my head I am really saying, "ka-ZAM!"

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1. kazam bar
a place for gay colorful hor-ny unicorns to eat bubblegum ice cream while fondling eachother while wearing g-strings.
i saw those two qu-eer steeds going to the kazam bar last night.


2. Kazam
a stupid gay retarded dumb [censored] gang
Kazam is filled with posers and a bunch of haters.


(http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kazam)



I guess I don't understand. Why?

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Originally posted by Doctor Rat
During a game, when I announce check to my opponent, in my head I am really saying, "ka-ZAM!"

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You mustn't play much in serious clubs then, To announce check is an insult. I hope someone reaches across the board and bitch slaps you into next week when you say. "Check," KaZam boy.

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Originally posted by Doctor Rat
During a game, when I announce check to my opponent, in my head I am really saying, "ka-ZAM!"

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Actually, when you announce check, you're saying, "I'm an idiot".

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Originally posted by SJ247
[b]1. kazam bar
a place for gay colorful hor-ny unicorns to eat bubblegum ice cream while fondling eachother while wearing g-strings.
i saw those two qu-eer steeds going to the kazam bar last night.


2. Kazam
a stupid gay retarded dumb [censored] gang
Kazam is filled with posers and a bunch of haters.


(http://www.urba ...[text shortened]... and. Why?[/b]

Cuz it just seems right. wheeee!

(why aren't unicorns called unihorns?)

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Originally posted by Doctor Rat
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070515190858AADTfU3

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
You mustn't play much in serious clubs then, To announce check is an insult. I hope someone reaches across the board and bitch slaps you into next week when you say. "Check," KaZam boy.
Lucky for me that oversensitive serious club players are also known for their limp wrists and lack of follow-through.

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Originally posted by Doctor Rat
Lucky for me that oversensitive serious club players are also known for their limp wrists and lack of follow-through.

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Don't count on it.

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Originally posted by SJ247
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070515190858AADTfU3
Thanks.
That answered my next question about the mytho-phallic connections between "corndog" and "horndog", too.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Don't count on it.
Well guess what? I AM going to count on it! Nyah!

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Originally posted by Doctor Rat
Well guess what? I AM going to count on it! Nyah!

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I would like you to stop by the chess club here then, I will send you directions via PM if you wish. 😏

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I would like you to stop by the chess club here then, I will send you directions via PM if you wish. 😏
Post alerted for soliciting a meeting with a very young teenager.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Post alerted for soliciting a meeting with a very young teenager.
Post alerted for being a stupid assed comment. 😠

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Actually, when you announce check, you're saying, "I'm an idiot".
If you don't announce it, you have to draw two cards immediately.