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Originally posted by darvlay
I bet when she laughs, she blushes and covers her mouth too. Oh that Noodles! Gotta love her!
Haven't heard or seen her laugh. Just heard the message on my answer phone, because she didn't want me to answer it. 😉

That was after I phoned her (she didn't want me to answer that too, she just wanted to hear her new phone ring).

Therefore, I haven't really spoken to her. 😕

EDIT: Well, sort of spoken to her, she heard my answer phone message.

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Originally posted by lausey
Haven't heard or seen her laugh. Just heard the message on my answer phone, because she didn't want me to answer it. 😉

That was after I phoned her (she didn't want me to answer that too, she just wanted to hear her new phone ring).

Therefore, I haven't really spoken to her. 😕
Okay, I didn't ask for your life story.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Okay, I didn't ask for your life story.
You can hear it though, want me to phone you?

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Originally posted by sineater
My favorite:

what's brown, and sticky?

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a stick.
I think "human fecal matter" would have been a better punchline to that one 😛

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The aspiring psychiatrists from various colleges were attending their first class on emotional extremes.

"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, to the student from the University of Houston, "What is the opposite of joy?"

"Sadness," said the UH student.

"And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from the University of Texas.

"Elation," said she.

"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas A&M, "how about the opposite of woe?

The Aggie replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."