Originally posted by SpeakerOfSoulsA wolf in sheeps clothing you may be,but keep up the good work I think we will all enjoy the show.
Howdy folks! The world is confusing, right? But thanks to God in Heaven above and His Son, our Lord Jesus Christ, Who died to redeem our sins, I have been blessed with the sacred ministry to reduce this confusion. Specifically, I can tell from what a person says, does and writes, whether he or she is Saved or damned. You see, the Lord's angels whispe ...[text shortened]... the fall. Still time to save himself.
That's all for now.
REPENT, and have a nice day!🙂
Originally posted by darvlayYes..they're great aren't they. I like the one with the seven dwarves in and the one with the tower of babel, Rapunzel...thats it.
I told you it would be a surprise!
I'm just reading the small New Testament bible I got from the service last night. I haven't read anything from the Bible since I was a child, I forgot how great these stories were!
Originally posted by darvlayWell now I've seen everything! Praise the Lord! 😀
I will save our new friend the trouble.
Coincidentally, last night, I attended a church service with my Mother in Toronto. She had come up all the way from Brantford, Ontario (home of Wayne Gretzky, the most onside hockey player ever) to see a South African missionary/evangelist, so seeing as it was her birthday, I decided to join her, for curiosity's s ...[text shortened]... to tears!
Jesus saves even the lowliest of scum like me.
So the verdict is: [b]SAVED![/b]
Originally posted by darvlayCongrats on your salvation!! Just remember that those aren't just 'stories' they are also historical writings that document what Jesus has done for us all.
I told you it would be a surprise!
I'm just reading the small New Testament bible I got from the service last night. I haven't read anything from the Bible since I was a child, I forgot how great these stories were!
Take care my Brotha!
The Nut
Originally posted by SpeakerOfSoulsI sure hope I don't end up frying like a scalded piece of horse puke in the Lake of Fire. All those lucky Saved people laughing at me down in the Pit of Eternal Agony would only increase my torment. I think I'll sign up for the Saved Ship to Glory !!! Then I can sip the Lords iced tea all day long while listening to the mellow sound of Mahalia Jackson singing her greatest hits.
Howdy folks! The world is confusing, right? But thanks to God in Heaven above and His Son, our Lord Jesus Christ, Who died to redeem our sins, I have been blessed with the sacred ministry to reduce this confusion. Specifically, I can tell from what a person says, does and writes, whether he or she is Saved or damned. You see, the Lord's angels whispe ...[text shortened]... the fall. Still time to save himself.
That's all for now.
REPENT, and have a nice day!🙂
Reading scripture from old, dead men is not the way to be saved! Here's what Jesus said about this:
Here is a paragraph from The Essene Gospel of Peace, The Original Hebrew and Aramaic Texts.
And Jesus answered: "Seek not the law in your scriptures, for the law is life, whereas the scripture is dead. I tell you truly, Moses received not his laws from God in writing, but through the living word. The law is living word of living God to living prophets for living men. In everything that is life is the law written. You find it in the grass, in the tree, in the river, in the mountain, in the birds of heaven, in the fishes of the sea; but seek it chiefly in yourselves. For I tell you truly, all living things are nearer to God than the scripture which is without life. God so made life and all living things that they might by the everlasting word teach the laws of the true God to man. God wrote not the laws in the pages of books, but in your heart and in your spirit. They are in your breath, your blood, your bone; in your flesh, your bowels, your eyes, your ears, and in every little part of your body. They are present in the air, in the water, in the earth, in the plants, in th e sunbeams, in the depths and in the heights. They all speak to you that you may understand the tongue and the will of the living God. But you shut your eyes that you may not see, and you shut your ears that you may not hear. I tell you truly, that the scripture is the work of man, but life and all its hosts are the work of our God. Wherefore do you not listen to the words of God which are written in His works? And wherefore do you study the dead scriptures which are the work of the hands of men?"
If you want to read it here's the link:
The Essene Gospel of Peace
http://www.essene.com/GospelOfPeace/peace1.html
So many people "saved" by imaginary friends, this site scares me.
Why did you need saving?
Were you do weak do something about yourself?
You are all welcome to your religons just don't bang on about it.
I like red wine and it makes me feel good but I don't force it down your throat so please leave the rest of us alone.
Originally posted by invigorateYou must get Saved now !!!!! Don't you realize how horrible Hell is ? You don't want to Burn like a filthy maggot in the Pit of Agony do you ? Then get down on your sin stained knees and Pray for Salvation. You can't do it on your own. Trust me. Do it.
So many people "saved" by imaginary friends, this site scares me.
Why did you need saving?
Were you do weak do something about yourself?
You are all welcome to your religons just don't bang on about it.
I like red wine and it makes me feel good but I don't force it down your throat so please leave the rest of us alone.