Originally posted by mighty hawkeYeah, I love the baby Jesus. He's the coolest damn baby around.
That is so wonderful. Welcome to the true Christian Faith. But becareful of those who would try to pin you down to man made rules and not God's guidelines. The Lord will show you the things you need to change and he will do it gently and without condemnation.
Originally posted by no1marauderLucky me! First I get to lose kamikazi chess for eternity and now I have to listen to no1 blabber till the end of time as well. My hell is way worse than anything god could have come up with on his own. You people should be ashamed of yourselves, if you leave me to this fate you are truly, truly evil 😞 Can't you chuck some nice women down here, or at least a gag for marauder?
I'm sorry, but I cannot accept being SAVED if it means an eternity anywhere NEAR Darfius and Ivanhoe (Darvlay would be bad enough). I therefore request a re-audit and to join Starrman in the DAMNED category (even though I think he's a loser, too).
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Originally posted by StarrmanPoor starrman... Are they picking on you? 😉
Lucky me! First I get to lose kamikazi chess for eternity and now I have to listen to no1 blabber till the end of time as well. My hell is way worse than anything god could have come up with on his own. You people should be ashamed of y ...[text shortened]... u chuck some nice women down here, or at least a gag for marauder?
Muahahahaha
Originally posted by SpeakerOfSoulsI have heard angels in my ear, and they say the angels speaking to you are demons. And you are right, once you hear them they cannot be mistaken. Unfortunately you have not heard them, so you can still be fooled.
If you had ever heard angels whispering in your ear, you would recognise them unmistakably as angels. they cannot be confused for the fallen ones.
Repent, and have a nice day🙂
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Originally posted by no1marauderI don't think you need to worry, no1. I can't see there being a lot of your kind allowed past the pearly gates. Lawyers, that is. In fact, I'm sure there's a special kind of Hell for quasi-persons like your damned self.
I'm sorry, but I cannot accept being SAVED if it means an eternity anywhere NEAR Darfius and Ivanhoe (Darvlay would be bad enough). I therefore request a re-audit and to join Starrman in the DAMNED category (even though I think he's a loser, too).
Anyone who makes it to heaven -- free booze and more virgins than you can poke your stick at at my mansion! WooHoo!
Originally posted by arrakisIt would appear that the so-called Gospel of Peace is a hoax.
Reading scripture from old, dead men is not the way to be saved! Here's what Jesus said about this:
Here is a paragraph from The Essene Gospel of Peace, The Original Hebrew and Aramaic Texts.
http://home.swipnet.se/corbie/Fuskwww/peace.html
I can find no reference in any major historical Jesus publication
that gives any credence to the fact that this text comes from
any source other than Szekely, much less from any ancient
authority.
If you have information which attests to its origin, I'd be
interested in reading it.
Nemesio
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Originally posted by StarrmanI am truly sorry, Starrman, but there are no courts of appeal when it comes to God's Judgement. Remember, I am but a humble messenger. But as i pointed out, there may still be time to realise the error of your ways and REPENT. But I urge you not to delay one second! It is hubris (pride) that bars your entry to Heaven. It is evident even in your last post. You cannot believe that Brother shavixmir and Brother Darvlay are Saved and you are not. That is, you believe you are better than them. Abandon your pride and grovel in the dust before the Lord, lest you wake in Hell with swarms of demons the size of fleas pouring into your nostrils, your ears, your eyes and every other orifice, there to sink their needle-sharp teeth into your most tender flesh!
WHAT!!! I'm damned and Shav and Darv are saved!!!!! I demand a re-audit!!! 😠
REPENT, and have a nice day🙂
Originally posted by SpeakerOfSoulsYou seem to have a thing for needle-sharp teeth and genitalia,scary stuff indeed....
I am truly sorry, Starrman, but there are no courts of appeal when it comes to God's Judgement. Remember, I am but a humble messenger. But as i pointed out, there may still be time to realise the error of your ways and REPENT. But I urge you not to delay one second! It is hubris (pride) that bars your entry to Heaven. It is evident even in your last ...[text shortened]... e to sink their needle-sharp teeth into your most tender flesh!
REPENT, and have a nice day🙂
Originally posted by SpeakerOfSoulsLOL. I'm a big fan of yours, kind stranger!
I am truly sorry, Starrman, but there are no courts of appeal when it comes to God's Judgement. Remember, I am but a humble messenger. But as i pointed out, there may still be time to realise the error of your ways and REPENT. But I urge you not to delay one second! It is hubris (pride) that bars your entry to Heaven. It is evident even in your last ...[text shortened]... e to sink their needle-sharp teeth into your most tender flesh!
REPENT, and have a nice day🙂
B@llocks, looks like I truly am doomed. I tried originally to write a witty reply to this and then on reading it back was appalled by the level of pride and arrogance in it. Consequently I am resigned to the fact that I am naturally a total b@stard and I am considering joining the church of Satan in a bid to fit in. I promise you this though, I shall come back and haunt you SpeakerofSouls, haunt you for all eternity, I shall make it my unending quest to give you sleepless nights and itchy armpits.