Originally posted by SpeakerOfSoulsOh, sure, pick the people in the headlines. How about a good ol' RHP boy like me? I would like a celestial evaluation. 🙂
Howdy folks! The world is confusing, right? But thanks to God in Heaven above and His Son, our Lord Jesus Christ, Who died to redeem our sins, I have been blessed with the sacred ministry to reduce this confusion. Specifically, I can tell from what a person says, does and writes, whether he or she is Saved or damned. You see, the Lord's angels whispe ...[text shortened]... the fall. Still time to save himself.
That's all for now.
REPENT, and have a nice day!🙂
Originally posted by angie88An enternity of chess against Starrman. Now, That IS hell.
please, me too 😛
although I reckon I have enough time to save myself, as I have just takes the death test (see other thread) and it told me I still have 64 years. And if I'm eternally damned... I'll just play chess against Starrman in hell 😛
Angie 😀
PS: Why on earth would the americans be favored? Isn't there this mentality about having equal ch ...[text shortened]... it was the catholics who aren't supposed to use them? Or am I just mixing it up again? Sorry 😳
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to speaker of souls you hear wispers in you ear? saying who is saved?? may the living god forgive you. why would they wisper there would be great joy in souls that are saved with shout of praise to the lamb for his redemtion of us, but just to clarify about the voting, the rest of the christian world does not have democrats or republicans so does that help or hinder??
Originally posted by invigorateThis 'red wine' stuff of which you speak. It intrigues me. Will it save me from a life so far tainted by sobriety. I need to get out and meet people but I am just too nervous. Might this 'red wine' give me the courage to face people. Is their a place I can go to enjoy red wine with others, oh I hope there is, we could all be saved together! Maybe you have some writings on the subject? I can almost taste the salvation, praise be to RED WINE!!
So many people "saved" by imaginary friends, this site scares me.
Why did you need saving?
Were you do weak do something about yourself?
You are all welcome to your religons just don't bang on about it.
I like red wine and it makes me feel good but I don't force it down your throat so please leave the rest of us alone.
In one of Gary Larson's FAR SIDE cartoons, a man is shown in hell hesitating before two doors. The devil is prodding him from behind with a pitchfork, urging him on, saying, "Come on, it's either one or the other."
One of the doors is labeled Damned if you do, and the other door is labeled Damned if you don't.
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Latest soul audits:
shavixmir: Verdict: SAVED. Comments: This one came as a complete surprise to me. Of anyone here at this site, i thought this one was so completely damned as to be totally beyond all hope of redemption - mainly because of his preoccupation with unnatural sexual practices (I gather he has posted even worse topics here, which were rightly removed by the moderators). But when I carried out the audit, it turned out he is SAVED. The Lord moveth in mysterious ways.
Darvlay: Verdict: SAVED. Comments: Darvlay is similar in some respects to St Paul, who also persecuted Christians and mocked them before his conversion. One day Darvlay will experience a true conversion unto the Lord, and then he shall be reckoned the Augustine of his age. A young man given to hedonism, who later finds God and lives a Holy life of austerity. Until then, be careful - your mocking, frivolous ways place your soul in mortal danger of the torments of Hell. Damned is he who mocks the Lord by pretending to be converted to His Way.
Ivanhoe: Verdict: SAVED. Comments: Like Darfius, he walks truly in the ways of the Lord.
REPENT, and have a nice day🙂
Originally posted by dfm65If you had ever heard angels whispering in your ear, you would recognise them unmistakably as angels. they cannot be confused for the fallen ones.
how do you know it is angels whispering in your ear, and not demons giving you false information?
Repent, and have a nice day🙂
Originally posted by darvlayThat is so wonderful. Welcome to the true Christian Faith. But becareful of those who would try to pin you down to man made rules and not God's guidelines. The Lord will show you the things you need to change and he will do it gently and without condemnation.
I will save our new friend the trouble.
Coincidentally, last night, I attended a church service with my Mother in Toronto. She had come up all the way from Brantford, Ontario (home of Wayne Gretzky, the most onside hockey player ever) to see a South African missionary/evangelist, so seeing as it was her birthday, I decided to join her, for curiosity's s ...[text shortened]... to tears!
Jesus saves even the lowliest of scum like me.
So the verdict is: [b]SAVED![/b]