Bad Jokes Part 2

Jay Peatea

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29 Jan 05 00:03

Jay Peatea

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29 Jan 05 00:03

Why did the moderator close the other Bad jokes thread ?

He didn't want lose any of his good material 🙂

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29 Jan 05 00:14

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Why did the moderator close the other Bad jokes thread ?

He didn't want lose any of his good material 🙂

Yeah, it sucks that that thread was closed. Moderator, step forward and explain yourself.

There are only 10 different types of people in this world.

Those who understand binary and those who don't. 😉 GEDDIT?

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29 Jan 05 00:46

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Why did the moderator close the other Bad jokes thread ?

He didn't want lose any of his good material 🙂

Yeah, I agree. I was starting to ENJOY those jokes!
:-)

Freddie2008

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29 Jan 05 01:20

how does a blind skydiver know when he's about to hit the ground?....the dog's lead goes slack! 😀

fred

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29 Jan 05 01:56

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Q:what do you call a fly with no wings?
A: A Walk

Crap but i like it

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29 Jan 05 03:35

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29 Jan 05 03:49

Okay ...
What position does an armless, legless guy play?
Home plate.

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29 Jan 05 04:40

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Why did the moderator close the other Bad jokes thread ?

He didn't want lose any of his good material 🙂

Better be careful, you are whining about the thread being closed, whining is now against the TOS due to enough ppl, ironicly enough, whining about the whining, haven't you heard?! 😉

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29 Jan 05 05:51

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29 Jan 05 10:11

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool doing thirty lengths?

Clever Dick

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29 Jan 05 14:10

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?

Swim for it

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on?

Nothing, he didn't recognise them.

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29 Jan 05 14:16

What do you call something that is white and fluffy?

White fluff.

What do you call something that is red and fluffy?

Red fluff.

What do you call something that is pink and fluffy?
White fluff that has been washed with the red fluff.

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29 Jan 05 14:18

What's yellow and highly dangerous?

Shark infested custard 🙂

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29 Jan 05 16:29

What is yellow and flickers?

A lemon with a loose connection.

What is green and goes up and down?

A gooseberry in a lift.

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29 Jan 05 16:31

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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