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What does a snail say when it's riding on a turtle?




Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

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Originally posted by Starrman
What is green and goes red at the touch of a button?

A frog in a blender
What is red and green and red and green and red and green and red and green?

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Originally posted by kathleen1
Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart!

Can you tell I work with 4 years olds?
Why did you dig out a dead thread?

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Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
Why did you dig out a dead thread?
I don't know...why did they dig out a dead thread? You forgot to answer your riddle.

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Originally posted by Starrman
What's yellow and highly dangerous?

Shark infested custard 🙂
Why do elephants wear yellow clogs?

Dunno. Why?

So you won't see them when they float upside-down in the custard.

Ridiculous! I've never seen an elephant floating in my custard.

See? It works!


Richard

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What do you get when you cross a donkey with a slice of bermuda onion?

You get a piece of arse that brings tears to your eyes.