Bad karma becomes Good karma!

Bad Karma:

I am a debt collector, and today on a whim I decided I would see what my job would be like if I carried out my job remit to my banks wishes without any human compassion or any common sense. This is not normally how I do it before anyone starts... Anyway to cut a long story short I had a record breaking day and collected some what I would normally deem uncollectable accounts. The trouble is that I can't have all this bad karma hanging around me, I am unlucky enough as it is.

Good karma,

I have decided that tomorrow I will be adding mystery refunds in a great bank giveaway to those customers I collected today and also for the rest of the day at random times to other lucky punters, I may even write off a debt or two for the hell of it.

Ok here's the draw, I will probably recieve a paltry bonus for todays work which will carry some of this bad karma into my bank account, I can't have it upsetting the good karma surrounding my beer tokens.

I worked it out to about €30, which happens to be the price of a years subscription to RHP.
I will pay 1 years subscription to the person who posts the wittiest, well thought, entertaining, correctly spelt, self degrading begging letter in this thread. Yes that's right you need to beg to take my bad karma off my hands.

My decision is final, whomever wins must join my clan and good luck!

Closing date 20th June 10pm(Uk time)

Originally posted by cadwah
Bad Karma:

I am a debt collector, and today on a whim I decided I would see what my job would be like if I carried out my job remit to my banks wishes without any human compassion or any common sense. This is not normally how I do it before anyone starts... Anyway to cut a long story short I had a record breaking day and collected some what I would normall ...[text shortened]... inal, whomever wins must join my clan and good luck!

Closing date 20th June 10pm(Uk time)

Originally posted by cadwah
Bad Karma:

I am a debt collector, and today on a whim I decided I would see what my job would be like if I carried out my job remit to my banks wishes without any human compassion or any common sense. This is not normally how I do it before anyone starts... Anyway to cut a long story short I had a record breaking day and collected some what I would normall inal, whomever wins must join my clan and good luck!

Closing date 20th June 10pm(Uk time)

Originally posted by Ice Cold
You drunken turd.

Edit: What I meant to say is, I love you Cad.

Originally posted by cadwah
This is serious, if my beer tokens get tainted it will have a profound effect on my life.

Originally posted by cadwah
Bad Karma:

I am a debt collector, and today on a whim I decided I would see what my job would be like if I carried out my job remit to my banks wishes without any human compassion or any common sense. This is not normally how I do it before anyone starts... Anyway to cut a long story short I had a record breaking day and collected some what I would normall ...[text shortened]... inal, whomever wins must join my clan and good luck!

Closing date 20th June 10pm(Uk time)

Originally posted by cadwah
Bad Karma:

I am a debt collector, and today on a whim I decided I would see what my job would be like if I carried out my job remit to my banks wishes without any human compassion or any common sense. This is not normally how I do it before anyone starts... Anyway to cut a long story short I had a record breaking day and collected some what I would normall ...[text shortened]... inal, whomever wins must join my clan and good luck!

Closing date 20th June 10pm(Uk time)

I once gave a $5 to a guy sitting on the side of the road with a sign. You know the ones that say "will work for food" but when you try to give them a job, they make up some stupid excuse why they can't do the job.
Anyway, later that day I found a $10.

Talk about good carma!

Also I ate a lot of Lucky Charms when I was a kid and so I have luck for pretty much the rest of my life.
😏

Darling Fascist bully boy.

Give me some more money, you bastard

May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman

Huck

Originally posted by cadwah
Bad Karma:

I am a debt collector, and today on a whim I decided I would see what my job would be like if I carried out my job remit to my banks wishes without any human compassion or any common sense. This is not normally how I do it before anyone starts... Anyway to cut a long story short I had a record breaking day and collected some what I would normall ...[text shortened]... inal, whomever wins must join my clan and good luck!

Closing date 20th June 10pm(Uk time)

Get out of this thread, all of you already have stars. I am waiting for some witty creative writing to entertain me and then as a reward I am giving away a tainted subscription.

Originally posted by cadwah
Get out of this thread, all of you already have stars. I am waiting for some witty creative writing to entertain me and then as a reward I am giving away a tainted subscription.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Give it to Dr strangelove. If anyone deserves a tainted sub, it's him 😛

Originally posted by Seitse
I knew it!

I knew you two had something nasty going on in the shadows 😕

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Hank Marvin says that you smell 😛