Originally posted by StarrmanDear Mr Llama,
Dear Caddyshack,
Your true essence is that of bankruptcy; moral, spiritual, monetary. That you owe 10k is subsequent to your general being. If you are not at one with yourself your bankruptcy will permeate all things and transcend the boundaries of your physical existence. I will pray for you to win the spiritual lottery and perhaps, in my magnanitudi ...[text shortened]... as.
Yours in exellent magnanitudinousness and spellingulousity, Dalai Al 'The Alpaca' Lama
look, I'm not really bothered about the whole bankrupcy thing, money, morally etc, just sort out the beer thing and we'll call it quits.
Cad
Originally posted by yo its meOk, better.
Getting a free sub, take 2;
Dear dear Cad,
You are so amaising, you are supreme. (I read your profile)
Please please, on my pretty knees, give me the free sub.
😏😏
We'll ignore the glaring spelling mistake and concentrate on the content. Not much begging going on, your rhyming is mediocre at best and although you do get marks for reading my profile you lose them for not realising that I probably plagiarised the whole profile thing. Plus Jimslips had youtube links that nearly made me pee myself. He is winning up to now.
You all have 15 minutes.
Originally posted by cadwahOh Cad I really beleived That you are a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice and build suspension bridges in your yard.That you've performed several covert missions for the CIA and sleep once a week, in a chair. That you walked across Antartica on your hands. And best of all, tread water for three days in a row. I know you breed prizewinning clams. And that the laws of physics do not apply to you, because they do not aply to me. I don't perspire either.
Ok, better.
We'll ignore the glaring spelling mistake and concentrate on the content. Not much begging going on, your rhyming is mediocre at best and although you do get marks for reading my profile you lose them for not realising that I probably plagiarised the whole profile thing. Plus Jimslips had youtube links that nearly made me pee myself. He is winning up to now.
You all have 15 minutes.
If you want someone you will trall the net looking for funnies for you then I'm not your winner 🙁
But if you want some one who is (quiet frankly wonderful)...............
Arragh just pick me
ME ME ME ME ME
😀😀😀
