@ghost-of-a-duke said
To be honest sir, Suzianne has earned her superhero status 100 times over.
Maybe you should have started a little lower down the DC ladder? Perhaps John Constantine? (Known for his questionable morals and excessive smoking habit).
Does he puff cigarettes as much as tiger and Kiddo?
tiger’s developed a terrible cough lately, even though he’s only eight years old. I think it’s from puffing cigarettes.
I told him, “tiger, if you keep puffing cigarettes, you’re going to shorten your life and won’t be able to eat as many PB&J sandwiches!”
tiger got this sick and stricken look on his face and cried, “Nooooooooo! I love PB&J!”
I said, “Do you love PB&J more than puffing cigarettes?”
And tiger said, “Yes!”
Then I saw tiger throw out a nearly full pack of unfiltered Camels and exclaim, “No more puffing cigarettes for me. I want my PB&J!”
Then we both spontaneously yelled, “Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!” at the same time and laughed and laughed.
He’s a handful!