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DS

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I've just been banned from all B & Q stores, I was perusing the timber section when this bloke in an orange apron came up to me and said "Do you want Decking" luckily I got the first punch in! 😕

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The Golden Ford

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I've just been banned from all B & Q stores, I was perusing the timber section when this bloke in an orange apron came up to me and said "Do you want Decking" luckily I got the first punch in! 😕
that's pretty bad 😛

shortcircuit
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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I've just been banned from all B & Q stores, I was perusing the timber section when this bloke in an orange apron came up to me and said "Do you want Decking" luckily I got the first punch in! 😕
You are lucky you didn't drop your nail apron or he might have given you a good decking.

IC

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I've just been banned from all B & Q stores, I was perusing the timber section when this bloke in an orange apron came up to me and said "Do you want Decking" luckily I got the first punch in! 😕
I thought it said banned from BBQ. That would be inhuman. 😞

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