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Baseball TV announcer Harry Carry was calling a game years ago and in the 3rd inning the camera showed a man and a woman kissing. In the 5th inning the camera showed them again. In the 7th and 8th inning it showed them kissing again. So finally, in the 9th inning after the camera showed the two of them kissing again, Carry says over live TV,

"Folks, I think I figured it out. He kisses her on the strikes and she kisses him on the balls!" 😉

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Originally posted by uzless
Baseball TV announcer Harry Carry was calling a game years ago and in the 3rd inning the camera showed a man and a woman kissing. In the 5th inning the camera showed them again. In the 7th and 8th inning it showed them kissing again. So finally, in the 9th inning after the camera showed the two of them kissing again, Carry says over live TV,

"Folks, I think I figured it out. He kisses her on the strikes and she kisses him on the balls!" 😉
Not a Harry Carry quote, but your one reminded me of a quote by a cricket commentator a few years ago. It went something like this:

"The score is 250-4. And the batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willy".

Apparently there was silence in the commentary box for 5 minutes after this.

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There was one similar to that on one of those "Funniest Live TV" shows. The female anchor tried to transition to the weather by making a comment about a predicted snow storm that never materialized. She Said, "So, Tom where's that 7 inches you promised me last night..." Needless to say the entire production broke down into fits of laughter.

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Originally posted by uzless
Baseball TV announcer Harry Carry was calling a game years ago and in the 3rd inning the camera showed a man and a woman kissing. In the 5th inning the camera showed them again. In the 7th and 8th inning it showed them kissing again. So finally, in the 9th inning after the camera showed the two of them kissing again, Carry says over live TV,

"Folks, I think I figured it out. He kisses her on the strikes and she kisses him on the balls!" 😉
Everybody now!

Take me out to the ball game
Take me out with the crowd!
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack
I don't care if I never get back!
Let me root, root root for the Cubbies
If they don't win, it's a shame
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out
At the old ball game!

I went to a Cubs game last week and Jim Belushi led us in singing during the 7th inning stretch.

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Originally posted by blakbuzzrd
Everybody now!

Take me out to the ball game
Take me out with the crowd!
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack
I don't care if I never get back!
Let me root, root root for the Cubbies
If they don't win, it's a shame
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out
At the old ball game!

I went to a Cubs game last week and Jim Belushi led us in singing during the 7th inning stretch.
I sure wish Harry was still there calling games. He could never say Alfonso Soriano, and now he would have to to it many times a game. There were others he botched regularly as well.

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Originally posted by uzless
Baseball TV announcer Harry Carry was calling a game years ago...
Harry Caray

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Harry Caray
"HOLY COW !!!"

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"What the hell do you mean,The bar is closed?" 😠

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
"What the hell do you mean,The bar is closed?" 😠
"Hey, hey, This Bud's for you....NOT"

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ERRRRR's a Drive!!!!!!


It might be, it could be, it IS!!!!!

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im curious like a cat.
thats why my friends call me whiskers?😏

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
I sure wish Harry was still there calling games. He could never say Alfonso Soriano, and now he would have to to it many times a game. There were others he botched regularly as well.
murray walker once said when commentating on a F1 race ' the man in front is in a league of his own, there is no other car like it out on the track apart from the one that is right behind him'

i think both maclarens were in 1st and 2nd.

seriously if you want funny quotes murray was the best at least 2 a race and he didnt even realise he was doing it.

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I have lost face, this is it. :'(

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This site has a couple of good ones.

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/quotes/quocaray.shtml

I liked the fact that by the 7th inning he was shyte faced drunk.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
This site has a couple of good ones.

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/quotes/quocaray.shtml

I liked the fact that by the 7th inning he was shyte faced drunk.
7th? try the 3rd.

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