Best Homer Simpson lines

Originally posted by weirdboy
Also one of my favs was where homer attempts to take a lie detector test. but can't quite recall the entire quote.

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

Another lie detector sequence (not Homer, but worth including):

Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Mr. Burns?
Moe: No
Lie detector beeps
Moe: Alright, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him.
Eddie:Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight.
BEEP!
Moe: A date.
BEEP!
Moe: Dinner with friends.
BEEP!
Moe: Dinner alone.
BEEP!
Moe: Watching tv alone.
BEEP!
Moe: All right! I'm going to sit at home and oogle the ladies from the Victoria's Secret catalogue.
BEEP!
Moe: *sigh* Sears catalogue. Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment.
BEEP!