Best pets

@moonbus said
Ooops. Whadid I just shoot? Hang on, I think the FBI is knocking on the door to the shed.

Did you at least use a silver bullet?

-Removed-

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.

@happy-chappy said
In my opinion,this thread has turned into a pet project of abusers!

Pigs CAN be good pets if you don't mind them ploughing the lawns.

I said, "In my opinion."
What is yours?

@happy-chappy said
I said, "In my opinion."
What is yours?

In my opinion the thread needs more goats.

@a-unique-nickname said
In my opinion the thread needs more goats.

Counteracting the number of turkeys?

@suzianne said
Did you at least use a silver bullet?

Nope. Dum dums.

😆

@ghost-of-a-duke said
It is also illegal in the UK to sing in the shower.

Incidentally, in Switzerland it is not legal for a man to marry his widow's sister. The penalty is death, though they won't tell you how.

@moonbus said
Incidentally, in Switzerland it is not legal for a man to marry his widow's sister. The penalty is death, though they won't tell you how.

Please let it involve chocolate, please let it involve chocolate...

@a-unique-nickname said
In my opinion the thread needs more goats.

Would drinking goats milk count? 🙂

-VR

@moonbus said
Incidentally, in Switzerland it is not legal for a man to marry his widow's sister. The penalty is death, though they won't tell you how.

I know a few men would be in big trouble here in Canada. 🙂

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Please let it involve chocolate, please let it involve chocolate...

I have a caffeine addiction and it appears you have a chocolate addiction. I bet neither one of us are working on our addictions. 🙂

-VR

@very-rusty said
I have a caffeine addiction and it appears you have a chocolate addiction. I bet neither one of us are working on our addictions. 🙂

-VR

I'm working to increase mine.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I'm working to increase mine.

You sound like a possible problem chocoholic! 🙂

-VR