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Bill's Big Bag of Christmas Onions

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@very-rusty said
Why do you think that was fmf? they were not against the TOS is why they were removed. Dive knows what I was doing I think. You see we have known each other a long time, and you didn't read in between the lines of what wasn't said. Keep in mind Dive and I have been bantering with each other for years.

I still get a feeling you have a chip on your shoulder concerning me, just spit it out. Perhaps we can straighten it out?

-VR
That should have read "NOT REMOVED", not 'removed.

-VR


@fmf said
What about "Bill's Big Bag of Christmas Onions"? Indonesia Phil is a prominent mover and shaker behind this radio programme. You like him, don't you?
Pork Scratchings.

Best perhaps not to ask a lady whether or not she likes a certain gentleman. If she were to reply 'no', then the gentleman might take offence, and if she were to reply 'yes', then she might be considered forward, and said gentleman may feel emboldened to ask the lady in question out for a glass of ale and some pork scratchings, which she may in turn see as an attempt to woo her, when she may not wish to be wooed, knowing as she does how a glass of ale and some pork scratchings can turn a lady's head.

Don't broadcast this one, either.


@indonesia-phil said
Pork Scratchings.

Best perhaps not to ask a lady whether or not she likes a certain gentleman. If she were to reply 'no', then the gentleman might take offence, and if she were to reply 'yes', then she might be considered forward, and said gentleman may feel emboldened to ask the lady in question out for a glass of ale and some pork scratchings, which she may in tur ...[text shortened]... lass of ale and some pork scratchings can turn a lady's head.

Don't broadcast this one, either.
Really the way to woo a lady?

Let Mr Tubs explain! Pork scratchings are typically made from lower quality pieces of rind, and typically from any part of the rind. Scratchings are usually only cooked once, giving the famous inconsistency of very hard bits or very soft bits, and occasionally, hairy bits!

-VR


@very-rusty said
Really the way to woo a lady?

Let Mr Tubs explain! Pork scratchings are typically made from lower quality pieces of rind, and typically from any part of the rind. Scratchings are usually only cooked once, giving the famous inconsistency of very hard bits or very soft bits, and occasionally, hairy bits!

-VR
Depends how good you are at wooing.


@indonesia-phil said
Depends how good you are at wooing.
I wouldn't go with Pork Scratching's personally! 😉

-VR

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Take your "trial by forum combat" elsewhere. It's getting really old.


@very-rusty said
Really the way to woo a lady?

Let Mr Tubs explain! Pork scratchings are typically made from lower quality pieces of rind, and typically from any part of the rind. Scratchings are usually only cooked once, giving the famous inconsistency of very hard bits or very soft bits, and occasionally, hairy bits!

-VR
Attention Mr. Wikipedia, Phil is right.


@suzianne said
Take your "trial by forum combat" elsewhere. It's getting really old.
Oh, the irony.


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Keep thumping that tub


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