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Originally posted by shortcircuitHe's lucky he probably had his toothbrush with him.
A buddy of mine in college was dating this girl who was really better than he deserved. He treated her more like a maid than a girlfriend. But they were together for a while. Then he decides he wants to go away on a vacation for a week to the beach, but he doesn't want her to come along. He was planning a weeklong bender with the anticipation of an orgy ...[text shortened]... . Although they never got back together, he did learn not to take advantage of the ladies.
If you are trying to break up with a girl but unsure how to proceed then fret not Microsoft will come to your rescue. Just run Microsoft Word and begin typing your "Dear John/Joan". As soon as you begin a helpful paper clip, and not at all irritating, will appear, and say:
"It seems as though you are writing a break-up letter."
Just sit back, relax and let that servile paper clip dump that waste of space for you.
God bless you Microsoft!
Back in highschool when I was studying art, I went out with this little redhead. She'd never dated anyone before and she was a bit coy in the bedroom. Anyway, I got a bit bored so I ended up sleeping with her best friend, who was a lot more exciting. When she found out the bitch trashed all my stuff! I got my own back though, I sold her precious little cd player and bought condoms with the cash, then used them to sleep with her sister, whom I found out later still claims she refused to, but I know better. She was a bit crap anyway tough so no matter, must run in the family.
Originally posted by StarrmanThere must be a moral in that tale somewhere!!!
Back in highschool when I was studying art, I went out with this little redhead. She'd never dated anyone before and she was a bit coy in the bedroom. Anyway, I got a bit bored so I ended up sleeping with her best friend, who was a lot more exciting. When she found out the bitch trashed all my stuff! I got my own back though, I sold her precious little c ...[text shortened]... d to, but I know better. She was a bit crap anyway tough so no matter, must run in the family.
mine...
I was about 18, meeting this girl on and off for a few weeks. One day I arranged to meet her on my way in town, but had bad diarrhea. I said I'd chance it anyway. So, I left home walked in towards town and they she was waiting at the end of the hill for me, about 100 metres away, looking up at me, waving, smiling... I waved and smiled back. Feeling a build up of pressure down below (rear) and forgetting about the whole diarrhea thing... I thought I'd let one rip before we met, as we were not yet on "farting in front of each" level. I won't give the details about the mess I made, but suffice to say... I stopped smiling & waving, I turned around and I walked away home. She started after me, so I ran, she never knew what happened and she never spoke to me again...
Originally posted by StarrmanOh btw Jason,
Back in highschool when I was studying art, I went out with this little redhead. She'd never dated anyone before and she was a bit coy in the bedroom. Anyway, I got a bit bored so I ended up sleeping with her best friend, who was a lot more exciting.
I forgot to tell you that I have the clap and the herpes and the gonorrhea and the clamidia and the aids...You had some cute friends 😛 its going to be a crazy painful death. Enjoy!
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Originally posted by Natsia😵 Catching on.
Oh btw Jason,
I forgot to tell you that I have the clap and the herpes and the gonorrhea and the clamidia and the aids...You had some cute friends 😛 its going to be a crazy painful death. Enjoy!
(Noodles, could you please correct the spelling of clamidia, I'm sure it's wrong.)
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI have told that one too many times already
Tell the story about those three weeks you spent with the Phillipino boy you smuggled back after a vacation in Southeast Asia. There's no break up story like the ones involving the FBI breaking down your door when you're high on opium.