Breakup Stories: Who's got the best?

Originally posted by Palynka
Are you living in a Venezuelan soap?

No, just my own private one.

Originally posted by Remora91
Wow, you've all proved you're douche bags.

In your dreams. And rmacken's.

Originally posted by Natsia
... She said after had she known what women are like before she would never have married your dad.

Strangely, that's what your mum said too.

Originally posted by Starrman
Strangely, that's what your mum said too.

Right, I cant bring myself to make fun of my mother. Touché.

Originally posted by Natsia
Right, I cant bring myself to make fun of my mother. Touché.

There's still the dad-to-dad angle. It's the only possibility left that doesn't involve other family members.

Originally posted by Palynka
There's still the dad-to-dad angle. It's the only possibility left that doesn't involve other family members.

Hmm...
No. That conjures too many disturbing mental images, I think I'll miss sleeping.

Originally posted by Natsia
Hmm...
No. That conjures too many disturbing mental images, I think I'll miss sleeping.

Disturbing mental images are the only thing that get me through the day.

Originally posted by rbmorris
Disturbing mental images are the only thing that get me through the day.

That and the smell of bleach.

Originally posted by rbmorris
Disturbing mental images are the only thing that get me through the day.

Then by all means help yourself to the visuals of two fourty+ naked and hairy men rolling around in the throws of pleasure.
They're allll yours.

Originally posted by Natsia
Then by all means help yourself to the visuals of two fourty+ naked and hairy men rolling around in the throws of pleasure.
They're allll yours.

I've already seen Borat.

Originally posted by Palynka
I've already seen Borat.

Ha!

Originally posted by Palynka
I've already seen Borat.

I'm wishing I never did.

Originally posted by Remora91
Wow, you've all proved you're douche bags.

Was there ever any doubt? 😕

Originally posted by Starrman
Read entire threads before posting?

..... i have!