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Learn to play like a 1250 to 1350ish fish.

Detailed explanations for how to leave pieces en prise, looking two moves ahead, losing tempo combinations, accidental mates and much more.

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Originally posted by @coquette
Learn to play like a 1250 to 1350ish fish.

Detailed explanations for how to leave pieces en prise, looking two moves ahead, losing tempo combinations, accidental mates and much more.
Is there a chapter on playing when half - asleep, (whilst thinking you're wide awake) seeing really good moves and then forgetting what they were, and getting distracted by music at exactly the wrong moment? If you need a hand I could ghost - write that one for you.

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... or forgetting which game I'm actually in... wine does that to you... 🙂

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Or forgetting that... to initiate the Sicilian Defense...I have to be playing BLACK! 😛

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Originally posted by @torunn
... or forgetting which game I'm actually in... wine does that to you... 🙂
This may explain some of your posts! 😛 😉

-VR

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Originally posted by @very-rusty
This may explain some of your posts! 😛 😉

-VR
And what could explain yours?

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Originally posted by @torunn
And what could explain yours?
Open to any questions you may have about my posting. 😉

-VR

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Originally posted by @very-rusty
Open to any questions you may have about my posting. 😉

-VR
Since you brought up mine, I thought it only reasonable I did the same. But since we seem to be incompatible here, perhaps we should just leave each other alone. Or maybe I misunderstand your jokes?

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Originally posted by @torunn
Since you brought up mine, I thought it only reasonable I did the same. But since we seem to be incompatible here, perhaps we should just leave each other alone. Or maybe I misunderstand your jokes?
I don't feel like ruining this thread. 🙂

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Originally posted by @torunn
I don't feel like ruining this thread. 🙂
torunn,

The OP was making a joke so you are not ruining anything. Did you think she was serious about writing a book?

I was never much concerned on here about who talked to me and who didn't entirely up to yourself.

I am still open to any questions you may have about any of my posts.

-VR

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Originally posted by @coquette
Learn to play like a 1250 to 1350ish fish.

Detailed explanations for how to leave pieces en prise, looking two moves ahead, losing tempo combinations, accidental mates and much more.
Sorry, I wouldn't learn anything from your book. I'm already a natural at all of those.

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Originally posted by @shallow-blue
Sorry, I wouldn't learn anything from your book. I'm already a natural at all of those.
LOL... Hell I'm already an expert at it!!!

-VR

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Originally posted by @torunn
Since you brought up mine, I thought it only reasonable I did the same. But since we seem to be incompatible here, perhaps we should just leave each other alone. Or maybe I misunderstand your jokes?
He is a fly in your sparkling champagne.

(I'm going through a metaphor phase).

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
(I'm going through a metaphor phase).
goad,

You are always going through some kind of a phase! 😛

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Originally posted by @very-rusty
goad,

You are always going through some kind of a phase! 😛
Can't talk now, am reading coquette's new book.

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