Buy my new book

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Can't talk now, am reading coquette's new book.

Liar, she doesn't have one to read! 😛 😉

-VR

This is a great thread! 🙂

Originally posted by @torunn
This is a great thread! 🙂

That would depend on what you figure great is...LOL...Just so you know I am joking!

-VR

Originally posted by @very-rusty
That would depend on what you figure great is...LOL...Just so you know I am joking!

-VR

Good to know. 🙂

Originally posted by @torunn
Good to know. 🙂

Most people on here know I like pulling chains, some still like the exchange others just don't bother. It is all in fun as I am here usually with a big grin on my face typing my responses.

I find handyandy, goad, bott, among some others are fun to exchange with, as I think they take it all with a grain of salt. Sometimes newer people to the site don't quite know how to take me or if I am being serious or not.

-VR

Originally posted by @indonesia-phil
Is there a chapter on playing when half - asleep, (whilst thinking you're wide awake) seeing really good moves and then forgetting what they were, and getting distracted by music at exactly the wrong moment? If you need a hand I could ghost - write that one for you.

You're on!

Way too advanced for me, coquette. Can you dumb it down a bit ... like, 'Is this one the castle or the rabbit? How does it go again? Hoppity hop, right?'

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
He is a fly in your sparkling champagne.

(I'm going through a metaphor phase).

We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

Originally posted by @moonbus
Way too advanced for me, coquette. Can you dumb it down a bit ... like, 'Is this one the castle or the rabbit? How does it go again? Hoppity hop, right?'

Great idea. It'll be in the 2nd edition.

Originally posted by @coquette
Great idea. It'll be in the 2nd edition.

You might also add a section on how to drop the queen. GoaD and I have been refining our technique at this. (It cost me 1200 pounds for counselling and an armadillo though.)

Originally posted by @moonbus
You might also add a section on how to drop the queen. GoaD and I have been refining our technique at this. (It cost me 1200 pounds for counselling and an armadillo though.)

I'm still waiting for delivery of the armadillo. 😠

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
I'm still waiting for delivery of the armadillo. 😠

I'll let him go when he's done counselling me.

Originally posted by @moonbus
I'll let him go when he's done counselling me.

Letting the armadillo go is always the hard part; be strong, one day you will forget all about it.

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
I'm still waiting for delivery of the armadillo. 😠

Is this the way to Armadillo?

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
He is a fly in your sparkling champagne.

(I'm going through a metaphor phase).

Booo-Yah!!