Buying Membership

Originally posted by Sam The Sham
Join. Join now, you'll be ecstactic with how great it is. It'll improve your game, put a bounce in your step, you'll get better looking, your feet won't stink, people will make way as you walk down the sidewalk, cars will pull over to let you pass,men will be envious,and women will throw themselves at you.

I joined over two years ago, and still haven't had women throwing themselves at me. 😠

Originally posted by Sam The Sham
Join. Join now, you'll be ecstactic with how great it is. It'll improve your game, put a bounce in your step, you'll get better looking, your feet won't stink, people will make way as you walk down the sidewalk, cars will pull over to let you pass,men will be envious,and women will throw themselves at you.

You forgot the language skills. Having more games awaiting moves means you'll spend more time on the forums. This will enable you to drastically increase your vocabulary as you learn 1001 ways to call someone a nitwit.

Originally posted by SJ247
Hahahaha.

Your hypocrisy almost reaches RN levels.

Thanks - Ill take that as a compliment. 😕

Originally posted by SJ247
I joined over two years ago, and still haven't had women throwing themselves at me. 😠

I have thrown women at others😞

Originally posted by SJ247
Hahahaha.

Your hypocrisy almost reaches RN levels.

Quite, yoU@!

P-

Originally posted by angelandi
I'll play anyone who promises to buy me a membership if I beat them. 🙂

I have one slot open just let me know.

I could play you, and I suppose I could buy you a membership if you win. In fact, I'll promise that.

But be warned, my promises are empty and basically useless. And I don't really like to play non-subs. So, chances are you'll never get a membership from me. Oh, and I'm poor.

It's probably best for everyone. You keep your dignity and we don't have to work to humiliate and badger you into a state of self loathing.

Originally posted by GalaxyShield
I could play you, and I suppose I could buy you a membership if you win. In fact, I'll promise that.

But be warned, my promises are empty and basically useless. And I don't really like to play non-subs. So, chances are you'll never get a membership from me. Oh, and I'm poor.

It's probably best for everyone. You keep your dignity and we don't have to work to humiliate and badger you into a state of self loathing.

I just looked at his games, you could take him pretty easily GS.

Originally posted by Red Night
I just looked at his games, you could take him pretty easily GS.

Really, I think he might be the devil looking for a soul to steal. 666??? 😲

Games Played 13
Rated 13
Won 12
Lost 0
Drawn 1
In Progress 4
Moves 666
Moves This Month 666
Rating p 1472

Originally posted by angelandi
I'll play anyone who promises to buy me a membership if I beat them. 🙂

I have one slot open just let me know.

Euh...
Nah I don't dislike you becuase you are Canadian. Canadians rescued us from the evil Germans some 63 years ago. I wasn't there yet then, but am slightly grateful for not having to speak German all day 🙂

No I won't play you and pay for your memebership. Buy one yourself, it's only 30 US$, that's like 23 EUR and even I have it although I am almost bankrupt (and unfortunately that's no joke). Don't think you are special for not losing 13 times, I had better streaks and I am a lousy player.

So get yourself a sub and join the real dudes here, or enjoy your three moves a day and leave us here in the forums to our useless chatter 🙂 we like it that way.