Originally posted by PalynkaWhen did you first decide to become pursue a career as 'The Hucklberryhound Hunter'? Is it true that the typical Hucklberryhound is asexual? Do they really smell like stale milk?
We are now in the wild territory of that rare beast, the oval-headed huckleberry hound...[shrub sounds]...Listen carefully...This is the famous mating call of the beast... As the legend goes, the grunts of the mating call, arouse the left side of the brain of its species, leading to furious mating sessions...[shrub sounds]...These special mating sessions can ...[text shortened]... times longer than the average oval-headed huckleberry hound male... It's all very impressive...
Originally posted by PalynkaYou're the expert. Still, I assumed with all the acts of self gratification that are attributed to Huckleberryhounds that self fornication was the rule rather than the exception.
Have you been reading? How can he be asexual with such a powerful mating call?
Tell us some more about the habitat and general traits of a Huckleberryhound. If we were to want to see one in it's natural environment, what should we do?
Originally posted by Hand of HecateWell, you can go and self fornicate for a start 😛
You're the expert. Still, I assumed with all the acts of self gratification that are attributed to Huckleberryhounds that self fornication was the rule rather than the exception.
Tell us some more about the habitat and general traits of a Huckleberryhound. If we were to want to see one in it's natural environment, what should we do?
interbreed much ?
Originally posted by Hand of HecateThey tend to react viciously when feeling threatened, so you must be careful when approaching him. Any movement in his direction can be expected to generate a grunt, followed by a scary display of the red blood tongue.
You're the expert. Still, I assumed with all the acts of self gratification that are attributed to Huckleberryhounds that self fornication was the rule rather than the exception.
Tell us some more about the habitat and general traits of a Huckleberryhound. If we were to want to see one in it's natural environment, what should we do?
Originally posted by PalynkaIf you are charged by a huckleberryhound should you play dead or take some other action? I heard that you should smack them hard on the snout.
They tend to react viciously when feeling threatened, so you must be careful when approaching him. Any movement in his direction can be expected to generate a grunt, followed by a scary display of the red blood tongue.
I understand that huckleberryhounds subsist mainly on pickle sandwiches, orange flavoured drinks and chocolate covered raisins. Is this true?
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Originally posted by Hand of HecateIf charged by such a ferocious beast you must not, repeat, you must not attempt to smack them on the snout. The best course of action is displaying your tongue. The sight of a tongue seems to have a soothing effect on the animal.
If you are charged by a huckleberryhound should you play dead or take some other action? I heard that you should smack them hard on the snout.
I understand that huckleberryhounds subsist mainly on pickle sandwiches, orange flavoured drinks and chocolate covered raisins. Is this true?
Although your last idea is largely correct, "subsist" is quite the understatement.
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundI can't imagine the huckleberryhound, with the odd combination of being fat and gangly of limb at the same time, could muster the energy necessary to chase down a gazelle. Licking their own balls I can certainly see happening on a frequent basis.
I have this strange urge to lick my own balls and chase gazelles 😕
Originally posted by PalynkaI don't altogether agree with this course of action. I recommend adopting a submissive posture such as getting on your hands and knees and raising your backside in the air (preferably unclothed). This action seems to distract the hound from his original purpose and so you will remain, largely, unharmed. Please note however, that this can (literally) backfire on you if you have indulged yourself in drinking copious amounts of beer and/or eating chicken madras when the resulting expellation of air is very similar to the mating call of the huckleberrybitch. If this should happen, place your hands together and refer to the spirituality forum.
If charged by such a ferocious beast you must not, repeat, you must not attempt to smack them on the snout. The best course of action is displaying your tongue. The sight of a tongue seems to have a soothing effect on the animal.
Although your last idea is largely correct, "subsist" is quite the understatement.
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Originally posted by Hand of HecateNo offence mate, as i sure wouldn't like to burst your grandiose bubble, but......
I can't imagine the huckleberryhound, with the odd combination of being fat and gangly of limb at the same time, could muster the energy necessary to chase down a gazelle. Licking their own balls I can certainly see happening on a frequent basis.
I've pushed harder than you out of the way to get to a fight.
The stage is set....lights, camera.........jog on mate 😛