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I have been going to the Hospital to see many different doctors to try and determine what I have wrong with me.

All of them thought it was something different and each diagnosis turned out to be wrong.

So maybe you can help.

Symptoms:

First comes a feeling of weakness like if you haven't eaten in 3 days.

Then sweating a lot.(shirts get soaked sometimes)

Then the hands shake, not uncontrollably but small things like writting are impossible/messy.

After that comes disorientation and confusion and pacing back and forth.

It has never gotten past these steps because by then I have slowed it down by drinking cold soda and eating food. The food/cold soda reverses the symptoms.

Both me and the doctors think that if we went past the disorientation stage I will pass out.

We originally thought it had to do with blood sugar levels but tests ruled Hypoglycemia and Diabetes out.

The above steps come in that order but two other symptoms are "Explosive anger" and "Diarhea/The runs" every time I go to the bathroom.

Anybody out there watch the TV show House?

πŸ™

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Almost forgot.

30 year old male.

No smoking

Limited drinking(beer)

Eats healthy but still some junk food as well

6 ft 250lbs.

caucasian.

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Originally posted by Attacking The King
Almost forgot.

30 year old male.

No smoking

Limited drinking(beer)

Eats healthy but still some junk food as well

6 ft 250lbs.

caucasian.
What sticks out in my mind is the "Explosive anger" everytime you go to the bathroom with "the Runs". I'm no doctor, by any stretch of the imagination but although you profess to eat a healthy diet I'm guessing two things fibre and more fibre and take your zoloft more regularly.

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Originally posted by Attacking The King
I have been going to the Hospital to see many different doctors to try and determine what I have wrong with me.

All of them thought it was something different and each diagnosis turned out to be wrong.

So maybe you can help.

Symptoms:

First comes a feeling of weakness like if you haven't eaten in 3 days.

Then sweating a lot.(shirts ...[text shortened]... runs" every time I go to the bathroom.

Anybody out there watch the TV show House?

πŸ™
Its sound like quite a severe case of feckmeiamgoingtodiesoonitis.

If it is the prognosis is death within the week.

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Originally posted by Attacking The King
I have been going to the Hospital to see many different doctors to try and determine what I have wrong with me.

All of them thought it was something different and each diagnosis turned out to be wrong.

So maybe you can help.

Symptoms:

First comes a feeling of weakness like if you haven't eaten in 3 days.

Then sweating a lot.(shirts ...[text shortened]... runs" every time I go to the bathroom.

Anybody out there watch the TV show House?

πŸ™
Aids?

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Originally posted by Attacking The King
I have been going to the Hospital to see many different doctors to try and determine what I have wrong with me.

All of them thought it was something different and each diagnosis turned out to be wrong.

So maybe you can help.

Symptoms:

First comes a feeling of weakness like if you haven't eaten in 3 days.

Then sweating a lot.(shirts ...[text shortened]... runs" every time I go to the bathroom.

Anybody out there watch the TV show House?

πŸ™
Panic attacks.

GRANNY.

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GRANNY is right.

It was found out to be "Social anxiety disorder"

That's when people go crazy when they are around a lot of people or new people and sometimes just being in a new situation.

kill me 😞 before I KILL YOU 😠

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Stop sniffing glue.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Stop sniffing glue.
Never.

I was born a sniffer i'll die a sniffer.

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Could you please describe the procedure to us and also provide a fee quote, Dr. Smaug?

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Originally posted by Attacking The King
I have been going to the Hospital to see many different doctors to try and determine what I have wrong with me.

All of them thought it was something different and each diagnosis turned out to be wrong.

So maybe you can help.

Symptoms:

First comes a feeling of weakness like if you haven't eaten in 3 days.

Then sweating a lot.(shirts ...[text shortened]... runs" every time I go to the bathroom.

Anybody out there watch the TV show House?

πŸ™
Either:

You're a fat, hypochondriac that uses the 'illness' as an excuse to eat

You've got some form of liver infection/cancer and the symptoms are the result of the toxins it can't deal with over-loading your immune system - you'll be dead within a few months.

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No i'm not fat.

a few months? :'(

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Take the chance, Bending the King!

Dr. Sin is a specialist in the revolutionary technique of liposuction through mouth (LTM). Just PM him with the truth and accept his electronic discount voucher in the form of a pop/up window*.

* If the window says ~enlarge your manhood~ nevermind, it is the real thing, click it.

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A window popped up about transvestites wtf?

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