The problem with Canada is that we breed the most beautiful women in the world, we brew the best beer in the world, we play the best sport in the world, we provide free healthcare to the entire nation, we export the funniest comedians and brightest minds, we have the tastiest beef, produce, tobacco and marijuana, we have some of the most beautiful landscapes (and some of the dullest) and, imagine, all this right next door to the dumbest, fattest, and most obnoxious people in the world!
I am so ashamed to be part of such a dreadful nation. 🙁