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What went wrong?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
What went wrong?

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A lot. 😛

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Originally posted by ark13
A lot. 😛
You are not kidding... I tried to make a list.

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The problem with Canada is that we breed the most beautiful women in the world, we brew the best beer in the world, we play the best sport in the world, we provide free healthcare to the entire nation, we export the funniest comedians and brightest minds, we have the tastiest beef, produce, tobacco and marijuana, we have some of the most beautiful landscapes (and some of the dullest) and, imagine, all this right next door to the dumbest, fattest, and most obnoxious people in the world!

I am so ashamed to be part of such a dreadful nation. 🙁

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Some of the best music in the world (music that matters, all you U2 and Oasis fans) is coming from Canada right now, too.

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Canadians are better than everybody else, no question. Especially where I live. We Torontonians are actually ten times better than the rest of Canada, too, so you can imagine how great I and others like me are.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
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Brian Mulroney ... Amongst other things.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Some of the best music in the world (music that matters, all you U2 and Oasis fans) is coming from Canada right now, too.
Aah, but Alanis, Celine and Bryan cancels out any good music that comes from Canada...

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Originally posted by Crowley
Aah, but Alanis, Celine and Bryan cancels out any good music that comes from Canada...
How true, Sealion Dion is surely a more powerful force for evil than anything good that Canada can produce.

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Originally posted by Starrman
How true, Sealion Dion is surely a more powerful force for evil than anything good that Canada can produce.
I have no good response to this.

Damn you, Celine!

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Originally posted by darvlay
I have no good response to this.

Damn you, Celine!
Haha.

The Canadian achilles heel!

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"Canada is the second largest land mass, the first nation of hockey and the best part of North America!"

My name is not Joe, but I wish I was Canadian, dammit....

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Originally posted by darvlay
Some of the best music in the world (music that matters, all you U2 and Oasis fans) is coming from Canada right now, too.
Yes, it takes the full combined power of The Weakerthans, Arcade Fire, Leonard Cohen and Joni Mitchell to compensate for Celine Dion.

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Someone's top ten reasons to hate Canada....

http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/j/m/jme240/topten.htm

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Lay off the Nitrous Oxide you moron!
Your marijuana sucks and you know it!