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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
You might not know this , but just like California , Texas , and Alaska , it's big enough to be it's own country !
Yes, but unlike them we're smart enough to be!

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Hey, I think we all need to thank Canada more then we do, I mean look at it this way, what other country has given us so many jokes? What other country has given given us such an enjoyable aweful baseball team (Expos or Jays, your choice)? Which other country has given us Darvlay? So next time you make a wise crack about Canada, or laugh at one of Darv's jokes, you might want to thank Canada for what they've given us.

Josh

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Hey, I think we all need to thank Canada more then we do, I mean look at it this way, what other country has given us so many jokes? What other country has given given us such an enjoyable aweful baseball team (Expos or Jays, your choice)? Which other country has given us Darvlay? So next time you make a wise crack about Canada, or laugh at one of Darv's jokes, you might want to thank Canada for what they've given us.

Josh
Er, the Blue Jays won the World Series in 1992 and 1993. The Expos were contenders for the World Series a few year laters if it wasn't for a baseball strike.

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Originally posted by DOlivier2004
Er, the Blue Jays won the World Series in 1992 and 1993. The Expos were contenders for the World Series a few year laters if it wasn't for a baseball strike.
Yes, but if you forgot to buy a calendar it's 2005 and the Jays are consistantly near the bottom and the Expos are no more. Milwaukee won a championship near 30 years ago but you'd still say they pretty much suck right?

Josh

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Originally posted by darvlay
Canadians are better than everybody else, no question. Especially where I live. We Torontonians are actually ten times better than the rest of Canada, too, so you can imagine how great I and others like me are.
Born in TO, live in AB, No comparison! AB is Canadas answer to heaven. Have been across this great country several times now and AB has it all. No PST and debt free, life is sweet😏

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
What other country has given given us such an enjoyable aweful baseball team (Expos or Jays, your choice)?
You mean teams from outside of america are allowed take part in the world series?

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
You mean teams from outside of america are allowed take part in the world series?

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Yes, if they can make it there.

Josh

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Originally posted by DOlivier2004
Canada - the only country to invade the US and burn down the White House. Gotta love them.
Excuse me, but Lord British burned the White House. We were nice about it . We helped Him with the Hun.

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Hey, I think we all need to thank Canada more then we do, I mean look at it this way, what other country has given us so many jokes? What other country has given given us such an enjoyable aweful baseball team (Expos or Jays, your choice)? Which other country has given us Darvlay? So next time you make a wise crack about Canada, or laugh at one of Darv's jokes, you might want to thank Canada for what they've given us.

Josh
Agreed! I mean, without Canada to compare us to, people would see America for the crappy country it is. Thank you Canada! For setting the bar so low, we thank you.

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Originally posted by ark13
Agreed! I mean, without Canada to compare us to, people would see America for the crappy country it is. Thank you Canada! For setting the bar so low, we thank you.
Your thinking of Mexico... Plus, $%!@ brick you're 15 what first hand knowledge do you have about anything let alone Canada? Don't make me come over there.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Your thinking of Mexico... Plus, $%!@ brick you're 15 what first hand knowledge do you have about anything let alone Canada? Don't make me come over there.

lol, I hope you know I was kidding. 🙂

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Canada is so far apart, I'd have to drive 150 miles to get to my sister's bedroom if I was inclined to go to my sister's bedroom, that is.
Meals are never on time because the train from the kitchen igloo to the dining room igloo is always attacked by polar bears, mooses, rogue couriers de bois or whatever and plus the MAP of Quebec and Labrador looks like a moosehead blowing a snotty Newfoundland out its nose. Totally ridiculous place.

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
Canada is so far apart, I'd have to drive 150 miles to get to my sister's bedroom if I was inclined to go to my sister's bedroom, that is.
Meals are never on time because the train from the kitchen igloo to the dining room igloo is always attacked by polar bears, mooses, rogue couriers de bois or whatever and plus the MAP of Quebec and Labrador looks like a moosehead blowing a snotty Newfoundland out its nose. Totally ridiculous place.
just moose honey...no mooses. And I wish my igloo was that big!

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Originally posted by mokko
just moose honey...no mooses. And I wish my igloo was that big!
Goose-geese, moose-meese?
Nope, like elk or fish, damn the English and their stupid language!

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Originally posted by darvlay
...all this right next door to the dumbest, fattest, and most obnoxious people in the world! ....

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man, why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel about Greenland?