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Originally posted by The Plumber
Someone's top ten reasons to hate Canada....

http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/j/m/jme240/topten.htm
How original.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Yes, it takes the full combined power of The Weakerthans, Arcade Fire, Leonard Cohen and Joni Mitchell to compensate for Celine Dion.
Joni Mitchell is an equally abhorent embarassment. 😛

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Originally posted by darvlay
Joni Mitchell is an equally abhorent embarassment. 😛
It's not nice to discriminate against people solely on the basis of their massive teeth.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
It's not nice to discriminate against people solely on the basis of their massive teeth.
I just hate her because she's a woman.

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Originally posted by darvlay
I just hate her because she's a woman.
Ok, sorted then 😉.

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Originally posted by darvlay
How original.
I thought you'd enjoy it....🙂

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Originally posted by darvlay
The problem with Canada is that we breed the most beautiful women in the world, we brew the best beer in the world, we play the best sport in the world, we provide free healthcare to the entire nation, we export the funniest comedians and brightest minds, we have the tastiest beef, produce, tobacco and marijuana, we have some of the most beautiful landscapes ...[text shortened]... st obnoxious people in the world!

I am so ashamed to be part of such a dreadful nation. 🙁
Wow, you don't out of the province much do you? 😉

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Originally posted by eagles54
Wow, you don't out of the province much do you? 😉
Why would I leave Ontario to visit a sub-standard province with no decent record store or restaurant?

(I do go to Montreal as much as possible)

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Originally posted by darvlay
Canadians are better than everybody else, no question. Especially where I live. We Torontonians are actually ten times better than the rest of Canada, too, so you can imagine how great I and others like me are.
It goes without saying that Canadians are better than everyone else and you had me hook, line and sinker up to your rabid enthusiasm for Toronto. Don't get me wrong Toronto is a great place to visit and commit acts of drunken debauchery. However, I'd rather engage in oral negotiations with a dead goat(or Celine Dion) than live there permanently. While having some of the hottest women in the world, TO has more than its fair share of drunken, noisy smelly MF'ers as well. I'll take Montreal or Vancouver any day.

All Hail the Great Beaver!


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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
While having some of the hottest women in the world, TO has more than its fair share of drunken, noisy smelly MF'ers as well. I'll take Montreal or Vancouver any day.
I assure you that those people are from the outside burroughs of the Greater Toronto Area and are not actual Torontonians. The 905ers, as we call them (derived from their telephone area code). They are mainly semi-retarded suburbanites who come downtown on the weekends, congest the club district and little italy with their bad cologne/perfume/curry odour, loud car stereos, horrible fashion sense and classless behaviour. Everything that is negative about our great city can be attributed to them and their pitiful existence.

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Originally posted by darvlay
They are mainly semi-retarded suburbanites who come downtown on the weekends, congest the club district and little italy with their bad cologne/perfume/curry odour, loud car stereos, horrible fashion sense and classless behaviour. Everything that is negative about our great city can be attributed to them and their pitiful existence.
Are you sure they're not from the States?

Nah...too classy.....

🙄

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Oh Canada!
Land of SARS!

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Ahhh , Canada .... only an ignorant fool wouldn't love our 51st state !

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Ahhh , Canada .... only an ignorant fool wouldn't love our 51st state !
Canada - the only country to invade the US and burn down the White House. Gotta love them.

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Originally posted by DOlivier2004
Canada - the only country to invade the US and burn down the White House. Gotta love them.
You might not know this , but just like California , Texas , and Alaska , it's big enough to be it's own country !