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Can't be with you and can't be without you!

Can't be with you and can't be without you!

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Women! 😉

Their credit card! 😴

I don't want to be with you today, you didn't eat your dinner, I especially cooked for you! 😳

I'm going shopping and will see you when I've finished! 😞

Honey, I have my credit limit. Would you please transfer some money? 😠

I'm at work dear. 😛

Yes, but I'll make it up to you later my darling! 😴

OK Sweetheart! Here's 1,000 to continue your escapade. 😵

But I'm in Harrods baby hubby! 😠

Do you know the phone bill dear?😕 😲

Phone bill? I thought BT paid that? :'(

Aye, Dear! And my pre-nuptial will put paid to you! 😏

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Originally posted by mikelom
Women! 😉

Their credit card! 😴

I don't want to be with you today, you didn't eat your dinner, I especially cooked for you! 😳

I'm going shopping and will see you when I've finished! 😞

Honey, I have my credit limit. Would you please transfer some money? 😠

I'm at work dear. 😛

Yes, but I'll make it up to you later my darling! 😴

OK Swee ...[text shortened]... ? I thought BT paid that? :'(

Aye, Dear! And my pre-nuptial will put paid to you! 😏
Why are you using muppets to convey your point?

We're not your wife.

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women... can't live with them...pass the beer nuts

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Originally posted by Palynka
Why are you using muppets to convey your point?
I think he's widget in disguise.

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'tard.

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Originally posted by duecer
women... can't live with them...pass the beer nuts
Coach: Hey Norm, how come you and Vera don't have any kids?
Norm: I can't Coach.
Coach: Gee, I'm sorry to hear that Norm.
Norm: Ya, I look at Vera and I just can't...

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Originally posted by rhb
'tard.
re or bas?

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