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Originally posted by sasquatch672
You should feed her a steady diet of moldy crows.
I recommend freshly burned mice . Don't char them though , keep them alive and squeaking as long as possible .

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
I recommend freshly burned mice . Don't char them though , keep them alive and squeaking as long as possible .
We like to call them "flame-broiled mice"

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Originally posted by znsho
No, no, no, NO, NO!!! Mould, not mold, grows on bread (or do Americans spell it bred?) (dough) (hm, bread, dough - it makes you think, doesn't it?).
I know what mould is. I also know who Moldy is.

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I am on an all cat diet.

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Originally posted by kyue
I've recently got a 5 month old female cat. She seems to be very curious about different sorts of food. Her favourite food appears to be: 1) yoghurt; 2) ham; and 3) roast chicken. But I wondered, is it good to feed yoghurt and ham to cats (I assume that roast chicken is OK)? Could someone give me some advice on feeding cat?
The best thing to feed her would be a parcel of rusty nails wrapped up in raw liver. All cats deserve to die!!

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Originally posted by Bromage
The best thing to feed her would be a parcel of rusty nails wrapped up in raw liver. All cats deserve to die!!
3 times a day. It's important not to be neglectful!

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Originally posted by Bromage
The best thing to feed her would be a parcel of rusty nails wrapped up in raw liver. All cats deserve to die!!
No, all dogs deserve to die.

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Originally posted by znsho
No, all dogs deserve to die.
mmmm ....what made you think I was a dog person?
Anyway, how could you possibly wish harm on dogs? They're everything cats aren't.

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Originally posted by kyue
I've recently got a 5 month old female cat. She seems to be very curious about different sorts of food. Her favourite food appears to be: 1) yoghurt; 2) ham; and 3) roast chicken. But I wondered, is it good to feed yoghurt and ham to cats (I assume that roast chicken is OK)? Could someone give me some advice on feeding cat?
Get a good quality dry food from your vet and with water that is a perfectly balanced diet. Some cats become problem animals when you leave food on the table if you mix up their diet. Mine won't touch anything else. Even cooked chicken.

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Originally posted by Bromage
mmmm ....what made you think I was a dog person?
Anyway, how could you possibly wish harm on dogs? They're everything cats aren't.
Dogs:

Bark all night long
Attack children and adults alike
Chase joggers and cyclists
Crap on the pavement and the beach
Smell
Attack cats
Are stupidly loyal

Cats are:

Arrogant and bigheaded
Independent when it suits them
Cute and furry
Play with curtains and corks
Have tiny sweet voices
Pretty


Long live cats, Death to all dogs!

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Originally posted by znsho
Dogs:

Bark all night long
Attack children and adults alike
Chase joggers and cyclists
Crap on the pavement and the beach
Smell
Attack cats
Are stupidly loyal

Cats are:

Arrogant and bigheaded
Independent when it suits them
Cute and furry
Play with curtains and corks
Have tiny sweet voices
Pretty


Long live cats, Death to all dogs!
now thats just plain unfair.
I don't really agree with much you said about dogs, but I guess it really depends on what breed you have. You must have been a pit bull owner once. Most dogs are extremely intelligent (way smarter than cats) my mates dog can use door handles to move through rooms of his house. Have you ever seen a cat do that? My experience of cats is that they're dumb and arrogant, and can only serve their most basic instincts of scabbing for food and begging for affection all the time, whenever it suits them. theres a REASON they're not mans best friend!
If the world was rid of cats, it would be a much better place.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
If you go around wishing for pain and death, then pain and death will come and find you.๐Ÿ™‚
not if i find it first๐Ÿ˜€

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